Dudes In The Nude Can Look So Good.

As a holiday gift to every human being with functioning ears that exists in the universe, pop artist and international sex symbol Andrew Doriane has released a brand new acoustic track entitled “Dudes In The Nude“. It combines the classic songwriting style of Bob Dylan with a modern, polished sheen akin to Ed Sheeran, and yet at the core, the song remains uniquely “Andrew Doriane” from start to finish.

More importantly, it’s a blatant celebration of the male anatomy. “Dudes in the nude can look so good / You’d better throw away my clothes,” Doriane soulfully croons over the sweet sounds of his guitar, moving on to unleash such poetic lyrics as “Faithful I am, fickle you are / Turn off the cam, you porno star” and, my personal favorite, “Under your bra”.

If you haven’t already rushed to hit the play button—especially after hearing Doriane’s utterly groundbreaking, revolutionary new hit “Woody“—then I highly recommend letting his sensual vocals wash over you as you scroll through the forty-three pictures below. It would behoove you to be nude while you accomplish this task. You’d better throw away your clothes.

You also better purchase this excellent piece of art for the low price of $0.99 on Amazon. Your ears (and every part of your soul) will thank you, as will all the men who make love to you (immediately) as soon as you play this for them.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Carl Vanassche

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18 thoughts on “Dudes In The Nude Can Look So Good.

  1. Oh, this is exactly how I envision your day, Dewitt. By mid-morning, every Monday through Friday.

  2. OK, 2 things wrong with this post. Not all the men are nude, and none of them re here riding my dick.

  3. The guy in the headline picture (and 3rd pic from the bottom up) is not human. No mere mortan can be that perfect…….

  4. I just ruined another keyboard. Man, that is an awesome set of pics. Shit, I need to jerk off again, that guy in the bathroom and those hairy arse cracks!

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