I’ve cruised Manhunt enough over the years to observe the messy bedroom pic phenomenon, and as someone who’s had to move more than one mountain of dirty laundry off the bed in order to fuck somebody on it, I’m sympathetic to men that maybe aren’t the tidiest. On the other hand, if a guy can’t be bothered to move the mysterious unopened box of microwavable caramel corn off the floor to take a naked picture of himself, what other horrors should you expect once he actually invites you over? Moderately messy bedrooms are sometimes cute when the guy is college aged. Less so, I think, when he’s fifty.
This morning I somehow got sucked into Flickr’s “Hot Guys=Messy Bedrooms” group, which is brought to us by some guy with the completely wacky notion that “the level of messiness of a man’s living space/bedroom is directly proportional to the level of hotness the man has; the hotter the guy the messier his space.”
His criteria for what constitutes messy is kind of debatable; in some cases these guys are just bad decorators. On the other hand, who wants to turn down the opportunity to watch a bunch of amateur guys beating off in the comforts of their own unattended to homes? (Or barracks, in a number of these cases.)
– Lawrence
Take a look at eleven of the best pics below:
#1 & #7 all the way. WOOF!! Both are so dam sexy.
I imagine that Dewitt looks like the guy standing up in #8, but with lighter hair and a fuller beard. I have never seen him in person, but that’s what I like to think he looks like. 🙂
And your point is what Mom ? Geeez
Yeah, #7’s the best…
I agree. Those legs are to die for!
i wouldn’t throw caramel corn guy out of bed. i’m usually hungry after sex anyway 🙂
I’m a Dewitt fan too 🙂 Something about his writing makes me think he’s gorgeous
Oh, you two! I’m nothing to write home about. Your description would be more accurate if it were “lightER hair, a fuller beard and a MUCH LESS ATTRACTIVE BODY.”