CAUSE THE DICK TOO BIIIIIG.

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Oh Titan. Bless you. Bless you all. That last Blueprint scene was really hard to pay attention to because Bruce Beckham’s massive, shelf-like chest kept getting in my eyes.  And this one features that Senator that wouldn’t stop fuckin dudes and getting caught on film, AND this penis that I fell in love with a while back (which is attached to Eric Nero). What could be better.

For reference, here are the dicks I’m referencing in that title, because neither of these dudes looks like they’re packing such a wallop:

 

 

 

I genuinely have no idea what the plot of this one is, because I was watching it at like 9AM and I have my windows open (it’s 65° and sunny in NYC today!) and I don’t need to have any more conversations with my neighbors about how much porn they can hear me watching (two was plenty and nobody needs to know my business before 2PM), so I had the volume way down.

What I could surmise was that Eric Nero went to a construction site, where Matthew Bosch was doing some pretty hardcore looking. Then he was like, “Oh man! Here’s Eric Nero,”  or something and so Eric was like, “my dick is unreasonably huge and also really pretty, so I’ll show it to you.” Then he did:

 

 

And then Matt and I made the same face and also I loudly said something along the lines of “EXCUSE ME, SIR?” on the second bounce of that massive dong against Eric’s balls:

 

 

And then they got to fuckin. But also some really phenomenal blowjobs. I’m always suprrised and excited to have performers take dick sucking seriously and do it really well (not to mention look like they’re really into it). I fucking love sucking dick (It’s pretty much the best) so when I can watch guys like this get all sloppy as fuck over each other, instead of doing that perfunctory, porny up-and-down, it makes my mouth (and my dick, tbh) pretty much instantly drooly. I like that:

 

 

 

Look at Eric’s face in that second one! That’s the face. That dick suckin’ zone.  Bless.

 

Oh.  Also here’s the scene (boy we took the long road to that one):

 

 

 

 

 

Go check out the full trailer for Blueprint here (which has some bits we haven’t talked about yet). And also, let’s be thankful this morning for this surprisingly full and virile-looking nutsack that Matt’s walking around town with:

 

 

 

Good for YOU, Matt! WOOF.

 

 

– tyler