Everything Butt: Conan

It occurred to me back in February that I have a thing for men with neanderthal-like features. Would it be insulting to say Conan fits into that category? His facial expressions are consistently doofy in a way that’s actually quite charming (as far as I’m concerned).

That said, we need to look beyond his face for his best quality… His brilliant personality.

Hahaha! Just kidding. I’m really just talking about his big ol’ meaty ass (though the his treasure trail and thick bush are a close second). Given the opportunity, I would get this dude on all fours and lick him from the tip of his cock, to his balls, to his gorgeous taint, until I got all the way up to that tight, fuzzy hole.

Did that last sentence get anyone else hard? ‘Cause I’m popping major wood.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Chaos Men

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459 thoughts on “Everything Butt: Conan

  1.  what that suppose to mean i think he is super sexy face down to ass and cock

  2. Going to have to agree – that ass is majorly munchable/fuckable.  But that is some supraorbital ridge – what a throw back!  

  3. “It occurred to me back in February that I have a thing for men with neanderthal-like features.” 

    Caravaggio, Lord Byron, Oscar Wilde, Henry Scott Tuke, Benjamin Britten and Luchino Visconti roll in their graves. 

  4. Reminds me of one of my first fuck buddies, kinda butch, good body, nice dick, incredibly edible and fuckable azz.  And he loved getting fucked by me as much as I love to breed him.

  5. He is a cutie and that butt looks delicious.

    Too bad he’s associated with a company that produces bareback porn.

  6. Wow … a “throw back”?  How very 1920s.  I agree his appearance is not to my taste, but it’s hardly necessary to go paleontological.  LOL.

  7. Can anyone say “product of endogamy” for $500?  Kylie’s voice in the background is already crooning “It’s in his eeeeeeeeyes!”

  8. Seriously hot…and I wouldn’t leave any part of his body out…think I’d start with those awesome feet…work my way all the way up…and back down again 😉

  9. NEANDERTHAL !!   really Dewitt This guy is a hell of lot  more cuter and way more FUCKABLE than those  fury obese trolls that you usually go for  !!! 

  10. “dewitt’s so easy, even a caveman can do him.”

    thank you, thank you. tip your waitress.

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