Fashion Bear Chris March Gets His Own Show

Bravo (the gayest network on TV, seriously – LOGO is a distant second at this point) just announced that they’re giving Project Runway’s Chris March (aka Fashion Bear) his own show! Christian Siriano who?

From their press release, “The show will follow the former ‘Project Runway’ contestant and his crew of fashion misfits as they create a one-of-a-kind design for a loyal clientele that includes Madonna and Meryl Streep.”

Wow, that is INCREDIBLY gay. MADGE? MERYL? Wearing designs by CHRIS MARCH? The only way this could get gayer is if it featured a weekly segment on dildos hosted by John Travolta. Between this and the psychotic drama queens on Top Chef: Just Desserts, we might actually have reached our quota of queer. The pendulum is going to swing dangerously the other way and we’ll be faced with the inevitable “re-imagining” of Baywatch.

– J. Harvey

7 thoughts on “Fashion Bear Chris March Gets His Own Show

  1. In fact, I think of camp and bear as opposite ends of the spectrum. I’d watch this show though. Of course, I’d probably also tune in to at least one episode of a re-vamped Baywatch. I’m a tv-slut that way.

  2. I really liked Chris March on PRunway and I will watch the show. Although, Chris’s laugh makes me cringe even more than Iron Chef Mike Symon’s. Lord.

  3. hay guy it is very good tat us gay guys stay 2 gather. we need more gays 2do this thing. so4 m 2 say very glad four you in the show. hope i can see it on here i dont get that cha” were i live . but you go boy friend and very very good luck. arnie

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