Without making you listen to their terrible music!

I’m kidding (mostly). I don’t totally hate 1Direction (a lot of it has to do with this tumblr), although it will be much harder to listen to/watch them without immediately thinking of boners, thanks in no small part to Chi Chi LaRue and the Cockyboys team:

In the fall of 2015, the internationally known boy band sensation New Direction had just ended their third world tour and released their newest (and most controversial) hit single, “A Porn Love Story.” While they were looking forward to some much needed rest, they first had to shoot the music video for Porn Love Story. Much to my surprise, the band asked me to make a no holds barred documentary following that process. At the start of this journey, I thought I would be making the next great “rockumentary.” But it soon became clear what I was making may very well be one of the most EPIC “COCKumentaries!”

Lolwhat.

I was highly suspicious at first, but having watched this trailer and the full first episode of One Erection over at Cockyboys.com, I’m sold:

Plus I’m somehow even more in love with Trenton Ducati than I was before.

Oh my god this is going to be amazing. I can’t stop fucking laughing and jacking at the same time. Is there a word for that? LolJack? Go watch the not safe for youtube version over at Cockyboys.com.