It gives a whole new meaning to “Log Lady!” I have next-to-no idea what that means, but I’m sticking with it. For those of you now in the know, Twin Peaks returns to television this Sunday. It’s 25 years later and Agent Dale Cooper is still on the case! This is why you’re seeing a porn parody of Twin Peaks from MEN. It’s called Twink Peaks! Clever! Griffin Barrows is the intrepid government agent trying to solve the murder of whoever is wrapped in plastic on the shore. Aspen’s his prime suspect. I, for one, am extremely happy that they’re filming a scene in the Pacific Northwest, because we get to see Aspen in a plaid flannel lumberjack shirt. I might have a new fetish. Griffin and Aspen double-team Deputy Xander Brave and the twink handles these two brutes skillfully. He serves as the piggie in a grunt-worthy spitroasting and then gets bounced on Aspen’s dick by Griffin. And then Griffin takes his place! It’s a gay threesome as if directed by David Lynch. Or something. Click here for more.
Griffin Barrows – Twitter
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Xander Brave – Twitter
– Michael Xavier
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