Flashback Friday: Who Has Sixty Bucks & A Time Machine?

Who has sixty bucks and a time machine? Because I want to zoom back to 1997 to join the Steve Rambo fan club. I mean the benefits alone! How else can you score a refrigerator magnet that will be more appetizing than those leftovers at the back of your fridge? Not sold? Maybe if you hear Mr. Rambo himself explain the many perks of membership:

Or, on second thought… While nothing excites me more than VHS tapes in unmarked cases, maybe it would be better to just watch the Bad Gay Porn Acting Fan Club, the worksafe Youtube page where this came from. It’s full of hilarious gay (and bi) porn scenes, only with all the sex cut out. Which makes for a very different experience!

I personally love porn with plots. Sure, it’s fun watching one dude randomly nailing another dude for no reason, but it’s way more fun when you find out that one of the dudes is actually an evil twin who killed his lookalike brother after getting caught jerking off to a biker orgy. Check out Andy Hunter explaining his dastardly deeds to a bound Ray Harley in this cinematic marvel:

These days too many sites take the easy way out, going for reality-style setups that require a minimum of line memorization. Oh, for the glory days of the now-defunct Catalina Studios, where half of the films were like gay episodes of Silk Stalkings. Watch Ray Harley (again) having his final conversation with the hunky but doomed Jason Branch:

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Seeing Ray Harley’s brushy moustache makes you hungry for cop porn, doesn’t it? Well, here you go: a scene (featuring a lady) from Catalina’s final production, cleverly entitled Hot Buttered Cop Porn:

(And by the way, if you’re into giant daddy bears, post-Catalina Ray Harley might actually be up your alley. I just randomly stumbled on a bunch of photos at Guys That Get Me Hard.)

– Lawrence

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