Never judge a bookworm by his cover. Sure he’s studious, but this Ivy League buddy knows how to have fun. His days may be filled with advanced geophysics and political economics, but his nights are filled with other studies: the fundamentals of fellatio, advanced anal antics and mastering masturbation.
What? Don’t look at us like we wrote that shit. It’s the actual text from a 1986 Playguy spread entitled “Yuppie Puppy”. We had to feature this one based on the name alone, though don’t be surprised if we start making references to “advanced anal antics” in the very near future.
– Dewitt
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I think the word they were looking for is “preppy,” not yuppie.
And I think the word they were looking for to describe his cock is “fantastic”! I would study biology and human anatomy with him any day!
its amazing how some guys look better neked. Those glasses and outfit were whorrible! And yes I spelled horrible with a W for a reason!
A universal and timeless truth —> Don’t judge a book by its cover.
He looks like the actor that plays Zach Young on Desperate Housewives. Cody Kasch is his name.
he needs someone to give him plesure lol very hot body
I will pass on this. He’s not my cup of tea. I would use my hands to please myself first.
I wish he’d kept his glasses on. YUMMY
LOVE the nerdy-cute!
yum