Never say that dorks don't have fun. During a leadership conference back in the day, I took part in an icebreaker where everyone shared their sexual fantasies. Among the sexually repressed straight dudes, the answers were pretty typical–"OMG, lesbians!" One guy decided to switch it up, suggesting that his ultimate fantasy was whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
And then there was Bill (name changed to protect the innocent), an atrociously cute and tragically confused young man. Taking a cue from the person before him, he offered that his fantasy involved waffles and maple syrup. Laughter ensued, and I'll never forget how badly I wanted to comfort Bill. Okay, I really just wanted to blow Bill, but that's not the point here.
What do you think of bringing a little edible goodness into the bedroom? Does it simultaneously satisfy your sweet tooth and oral fixation? Or does it just get too sticky to deal with? Let us know ASAP, because we've got a can of whipped cream with your name on it. Or maple syrup, if you prefer…
– Dewitt
have you tried chilled Baileys in a bellybutton??
its a good ice breaker, and once [since the overflow ran down & stained the underwear of my ‘server’ since it was above his jeans] we both hit the showers to help each other soap out our respective stains…
lol, it should of been…
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-a chocolate fantasy you can eat! (the cute one, cut the innovative guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-lesbians (some guy)
-being coverened in chocolate (you)
-lesbians (some guy)
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OMG funny pic!
Chris Evans is hotter than hell! I would pay to lick that whipped cream off him…
I’ve always wanted to one day order, like, three boxes of pizza and me and my man would eat and fuck and cover ourselves in it in the kitchen. Imagine that: being covered in pizza and fucking a guy, making a mess of cum, cheese, bread, sauce-oh that would be so hot!