Found: One Hot Model Named Caio César

Dewitt and I spend HOURS scouring the Intrawebznetz to find hot guys to write about. But there’s just the two of us! Some sexy fuckers slip through the cracks, and that’s a travesty. Luckily, we have helpers here at Manhunt HQ that help us to prevent crack slippage. That reads weird. Yesterday, one of those fantastic, eagle-eyed-for-sexy co-workers sent me a Facebook pic of Brazilian modelCaio César. He recently popped up on 2(x)ist’s FB page and it inspired me to investigate more! Caio César is IT.

But then I investigated further. And we HAVE featured Caio before. Do you know what this could mean? It means that we write and post about so many fiery guys that they might have become completely interchangeable to me. NO! This can’t happen! All of these fap-worthy fellas can’t turn into one hairy (or shaved, whatever your preference) blur! I’ll beat this thing, though. Maybe I’ll go take in some women’s roller derby or something to reset my senses.

– J. Harvey

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And you know we find the even sexier pics, everytime: