Fuck, Marry, Block: “Gigolos”

My only real experience with Showtime’s Gigolos is when Joel McHale bags on them on The Soup. The gist is that it’s a reality show about straight (?) male hustlers in LAs Vegas. Sorry – “gigolos”.

With the news that bisexual porn beefiness Zeb Atlas will be making a guest appearance on the show to school the cast of cock-wranglers about how lucrative being a GAY escort is, it was obviously time to play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with them.

Before we begin, you can’t tell us that the cast of Gigolos have never had a gay-for-pay experience. I will go out on a limb here and state that at one time every dude who sells his dick for cash has sold it at least once to another dude. Go ahead, come at me with your protests.

Nick is the hot gigolo (except when he raps). Brace is the “seasoned” gigolo (he’s middle-aged). Jimmy is kinda non-descript. You must assign a category to each one! Go to it!

If you need to block all of them from your Manhunt profile, we understand. They’re on a cheesy show about male prostitutes.

For more pics (we found some good ones), Follow the JUMP:

Nick

Brace

Jimmy

38 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: “Gigolos”

  1. My comment is about GIGILOES being a “reality” show about straight male hustlers… all I know is Jimmy was one of the lead actors in ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL…

  2. okay, first off, ew to this whole post.  these guys are digusting!  except maybe jimmy, he’s kinda fine.  secondly, how come we never get to see any of these guy’s peens on the show?! 

  3. i have never seen a more disgusting growth on someones skin than those green veins on Nicks shoulder. That actually makes me sick.

  4. I would marry Jimmy, fuck Nick, and shot and bury Brace. LOL   It’s something about Jimmy’s look, I could fall in love with this guy and do anything sexual with him using a condom. I don’t like all the tats on Nick’s body. Brace is just disgusting to look at. Maybe if he dyed his hair brown or black, he would be better to look at.

  5. Damn! Nick was so much hotter than that stupid tat of his, that is one of those cases where a bad tat can make the man look like a complete loser. Brace does have a nice body for an older guy but he is way too metrosexual. Jimmy is a real looker..and you forgot to add Steve’s pic on here as he has the biggest cock of them all as shown on two past episodes. I am a huge fan of the show….so if I were to rate them as you said. Fuck Nick, Marry Jim and block Brace.
    Again I will say those first 2 pix of Nick are so hot tho!

  6. Fuck Nic, Marry Jimmy and Block Brace — what an annoying motherfucker.  Watch the show sometime UGH!

  7. Fuck Jimmy because he is hot but not hot enough to stay with, but look at that ass. Marry Nick because look at him, but I dont like that tatoo. Block Brace because he is too old.

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