I am taking the insane step of being in New York City on New Year’s Eve this year. Actually, if you’re a New Yorker and you’re in the vicinity of our new Times Square billboard on NYE day, come look for me! I’m doing man-on-the-street interviews to find out what people think of it!
Enough about me (can you DO man-on-the-street interviews if you’re drunk as hell?), if you’re staying in NYE (it IS amateur night after all), which one of these primetime party hosts would you fuck, which would you marry and which is getting his ass BLOCKED from your Manhunt profile? Ryan Seacrest is celebrating 40 years of Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t prop the poor guy up this year, please?). Carson Daly is holding things down on NBC. And the lovely and talented Anderson Cooper (and fabulously mouthy sidekick Kathy Griffin) will be trying to keep the gay contained (for now) on CNN. Frankly, I’d take Kathy. Your boner will leave, but at least you’ll be laughing. Play “Fuck, Marry, Block” Auld Lang Syne style after the jump!
– J. Harvey
Ryan Seacrest
Carson Daly
Anderson Cooper
Daly: Fuck
Cooper: Marry
Seacrest: Block
Cooper marry
Seacrest Fuck
Daly Block
Marry: Carson, Fuck: Anderson and Block: Ryan
fuck carson Marry Anderson block hell bringer (kardasians) seacrest
Marry Mr Seacrest, Fuck Anderson and Block the Daley
Can fuck and marry Anderson Cooper?
I have no use for the other two ahah
cooper=marry
seacrest=marry
daly=fuck
Fuck Daly
Marry Cooper
Block Miss Seacrest.
Block, block and Block.
Fuck and Marry Anderson Cooper & Carson Daly. Block the midget. (Seacrest OUT!!!)
Anderson is the only reason to watch CNN between 9pm and 6am and I’ve been crushing on Carson Daly since his address was actually in times square on TRL.
Marry Anderson
Fuck Carson
Avoid Ryan
I would:
Fuck-Seacrest
Marry-Cooper
Block-Daly
Fuck and Marry Anderson Cooper, Let Ryan Seacrest watch (and cry), and block Carson Daly.
I would rim Daly’s ass while he fucks Cooper and Seacrest.
Ditto!
The best response yet!!
I would fuck Ryan, marry Anderson and block Carson
Fuck: Carson, Marry: Anderson( and have hot sex 10 times a day),block: seacrest
Maybe Cooper will come out on New Year’s Eve finally, if troll Kathy Griffin will be making as many endless references to gay sex, as she did last year. I thought she was embarrassing last year and was hoping she would not be back. And I’d fuck all three of these guys and marry any of them too.
Block Daly
Marry Cooper
Deny Seacrest his “finish” for the rest of his life for unleashing the Kardasians upon the world.
Fuck- Anderson
Marry- Anderson
Block- The other two
Fuck Daly
Marry Cooper
Block Seacrest
Not terribly original, I’ll admit.
Daly: Block
Seacrest: Fuck
Cooper: Marry
Daly: Fuck
Seacrest: Marry
Cooper: Block
Fuck : Carson Daly
Marry: Anderson Cooper
Block: Ryan Seacrest
fuck ryan, marry anderson, block carson
fuck-seacrest
marry-cooper
block-DALY
fuck and marry – anderson
block – daly and seacrest
il fuck all three in an orgy
Same.
same here
ditto @briefmodel
Fuck ’em all!
same here
Fuck cooper, block the other two.
Give me sum crack and I’d fuk em all ! Lol
Marry and fuck Cooper, who cares about the others!
this could be the easiest round of this game u have ever given us….
fk seacrestmarry cooper
block daly
Fuck and marry cooper and hold my hand above Seacrest’s head and tell him “you must be this tall to ride this.”
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/21/12 can’t come soon enough if this is my only choice
Agreed!