Fuck, Marry, Block: Ringer

Wow, she’s pretty. Ok, so Ringer was RIDICULOUS. RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME! It’s every soap opera cliche in a slapfight to the death! You’ve got twin sisters, dead children, GORGEOUS clothes, cranky rich people, fake suicide, penthouse lofts in Manhattan, ex-hookers, surprise pregnancies, murder, smoking while pregnant, sleeping with your interior designer best friend’s husband, drug addiction…the list goes on. All it needs is a natural disaster during a dissociative identity disorder crisis and you’ve got the best show on TV since Kimberly blew up Melrose Place. Oh, and there’s some hot maleness going on, as well!

Ioan Gruffudd plays husband to Sarah Michelle Gellar’s rich bitch twin. Nestor Carbonell from Lost is the FBI agent trying to track the former junkie hooker twin down. Kristoffer Polaha rounds off today’s “Fuck, Marry, Block” trio. He plays the rich bitch’s best friend’s husband who rich bitch was sleeping with. And now hooker twin impersonating rich bitch twin has to fend him off! Thank you, trash TV gods.

Who will you be fucking (you are a former hooker after all), who will you be marrying (for the money, of course), and who won’t even get past the doorman (i.e. who are you blocking from your Manhunt profile)?

– J. Harvey

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Ioan Gruffudd

Nestor Carbonell

Kristopher Polaha

978 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: Ringer

  1. Marry Ioan, fuck Sarah Michelle Gellar (admit it; you would, too), block Kristopher, meet Nestor for coffee once a week to shoot the shit.

  2. I loved Buffy, but I have no interest in this show.  I am, however, very, very happy to see Sarah, Ioan and Nestor getting some work. 

  3. Fuck – Ioan gruffudd
    Marry – Kristopher Polaha
    Block – Nestor Carbonell (if i really have to block one at least)

  4. Fuck Ioan, Block Kristopher, and Marry Nestor.

    Easiest one of these I’ve done in a long time.

  5. Fuck and Marry – Kristopher Polaha. I have been in love with him ever since life unexpected
    Block – the rest

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