Fuck Me. This Is The Sexiest Santa Video of All Time.

The title of this post may seem like an exaggeration, but just wait until you see this guy’s bulge! Let’s just say that Andrew Christian‘s stretchy long johns don’t leave much to the imagination… Watching this will put you on Santa’s naughty list, without a doubt.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Andrew Christian

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Santa loaded all the toys and goodies in his sleigh…

But there was one goodie that he kept in his pants.

This is one of those instances where it’s okay to say they look like plastic “Ken dolls”.

Because their characters are literally dolls… But, um, Ken never had a bulge like that.

354 thoughts on “Fuck Me. This Is The Sexiest Santa Video of All Time.

  1. All his videos are great. It’s been all over the internet for the past 10 days. I want some Andrew Christian dolls for Xmas.

  2. Dear Santa, I have been a VERY good boy this year!  Please leave one of these under my tree.  I’d like the one in black on the left along with the underwear variety pack so I can change him into lots of different outfits.

    Thanks, TommyTrojan

    P.S. It will save you a trip next Christmas, b/c if you bring me one of these, I know I will be a very BAD boy next year. 😉

  3. Dear Tommy,

       You are too late. I have already sent that doll to John. Better luck next year. :o)

  4. Hit the Andrew Christian site…the contour’s a bit too perfect and can actually be purchased…regardless still want him on Christmas!

  5. Skip the “Ken” dolls – That’s one HOT FUCKIN Santa ! All I want for Christmas is him to CUM down my chimney.

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