ITEM – Let’s have a kiki! I need to calm my nerves, chile. Because Babydaddy’s hairy chest is on the cover of the UK’s Gay Times. Holy shitballs, do I want that in my face. Oh, hi, Jake. Scissor Sisters are out and about with their new album and I can not stop playing “Let’s Have A Kiki.” Because I look like a “drowned, harassed rat!”
Dewitt is looking at me like “bitch, you lack taste.”
– J. Harvey
More “Gay Ass Gossip” after the JUMP:
ITEM – Sexy side of beef and wrestling actor-guy John Cena just filed for divorce. It’s my fault that Manhunt Daily keeps featuring spandex jockeys from the squared circle lately. I like beefy guys in tights, and some of em’ even have a social conscience. Anyway, Cena filed for divorce from his high school sweetheart and wife of three years Liz Huberdeau. In the papers, he stated that his marriage is “irretrievably broken.”
Cena is a hugely popular figure on the pro wrestling circuit, and Liz ain’t no dummy. TMZ reports that she’s already hired Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife Linda’s attorney to rep her.
Oh, and if you enjoy Cena – here he is in very little clothing.
ITEM – Ryan Gosling has a new movie coming out. Ryan is an “ACTOR” so he is working with an odd accent in Gangster Squad. A friend on Facebook thinks he sound like Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man but I just think he probably found some old recording of the dude he’s playing and copied it exactly after listening to it on a damn phonograph! Cuz’ that’s how Ryan Gosling do!
The movie looks as boring as shit, but I could watch Gosling sleep and still be turned on. Yes, I am a voyeur. I’m kidding, I’m not. I’m not kidding, I am and he’s so cute when he snores.
Okay, Cena is gay. How do i know this? The video with him in a banana hamac wearing an afro wig and golden shoes. That’s gay!!!
ooohhh, just the thought of cuddling up with BabyDaddy’s hairy chest and
stroking his beard gives me an instant hardon! 😀
Even though I’m not a big Cena fan, I will admit that ass is a thing if beauty.
I’ve always thought Cena was hot, but I can’t stand his “character”.
Of* I hate the auto correct on my phone.