ITEM – Christopher Meloni is a HOT PIECE OF ASS. And Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is one of my all-time favorite television shows. It’s on SVU that I get to learn about the disgusting, murderous, perverted things people do to each other in the name of evil while watching Det. Elliot Stabler get all outraged and flexy in his tight dress shirt. And he tends to get injured a lot, so he’s usually taking that shirt off. He’s thick and muscley, with intensity to spare and I want him to cavity search me. I’m sure that’s a very appetizing notion for him. And can I just remind you that he was 1/2 of the hottest gay couple ever – Beecher and Keller on OZ? Sure, he played a psychotic serial killer who tried to kill his boyfriend as much as he fucked him, but damn, did they have some chemistry.
So I was floored this week when it was announced that Meloni wasn’t going to play Stabler anymore! Oh, and get this – Olivia is leaving halfway through the next season and they might replace her ass with a new detective played by Jennifer Fucking Love Fucking Hewitt?
SVU is one of the few undiluted joys in my life, and Meloni just ruined it. Yeah, yeah, 12 years is a long time to play the same dude. But now they’re going to get someone crappy like…. John Stamos or someone. Ugh. What will I do without Stabler being all conservative and Olivia being all liberal and then Ice-T walks by with some gun powder reside evidence and they discover a website for people who like to dress as birthday cakes and murder Gypsies? God, I love that show.
– J. Harvey
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Yes, that’s Christopher Meloni’s asshole
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ITEM – Kris Humphries is the pro-NBA player who recently asked ferret-faced (I can’t STAND the Kardashian whores) Kim Kardashian to marry him. With a reportedly $2,000,000 ring. Now, NBA players make a mountains of cash, but Humphries isn’t exactly one of the more visible players. So could he really afford such a pricey bauble to put on Kim’s meerkat claw? Well, if E! was helping pay the tab. E! airs the hugely popular Keeping Up With Kardashians and its myriad of vapid spin-offs and word on the famewhore street is that they brokered a deal for Humphries with the jewelers. So he would ask her to marry him for a new plotline for the show. If you had any doubts that reality shows are highly fictional, there’s your proof. Keep in mind that Kim’s Sasquatchian sister Khloe‘s wedding was completely written and staged by E!’s producers. This is basically all just a movie for television. A really bad movie for television with no trace of Valerie Bertinelli or the mother from Family Ties.
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ITEM – Jersey Shore is filming their next season in Florence, Italy. Florence was always near the top of my Must Visit Before I Die cities list, but now it’s tainted with fake tanner and boozy vomit. No thanks. Anyway, Ronnie and The Situation got into it, and Ronnie is said to have passed out a beatdown. The Sitch was spotted with a busted face (bruises and redness, not his usual busted face) and Ronnie was photographed with bloody knuckles. These people are the dregs, but they still have nice bodies. I hope they fucked and made up. As for the Situation getting injured, it can’t be as painful as what happened to him here.
As soon as I heard Jennifer I Hate Her Hewitt was replacing Olivia, i knew the show was going down the tube. And he is hot.. except in that pic at the beach.. not his best pic.
Oh how I *heart* Christopher Meloni. Frisk me baby, frisk me hard.
i’m so happy we share the same feelings on the Kardashian joke … there ARE people that don’t LIKE the sasquatch-ians yay!
lots of pictures of Chris wet and in the showers from OZ but you have to show him in bad trunks and rather rounded – some hot pics of him and he could be a entry in the top ten
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How can such a thing happen?
This show was awesome.
I think they should reconsider!
Even if they won’t.
Did anyone ever see “The Ghost Whisperer”? I’m guessing since we are all gay we didn’t see it since all that’s there is boobs and who would be interested?
If someone ever saw it is Jennifer NotLove Hewitt a good actress?
Saw her in “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, but horror movies don’t count.
Oh when I first saw Chris in OZ I knew he would be interesting. Not only did he make crazy sexy, he nearly fooled us to believe he didn’t love Beecher in the end. I’d tattoo my name on that ass too lol. I’ll miss the show, it seems like alot of good programming is being cancelled, then all the rest we get is crap. Case in point “Celebrity Apprentice”
Wow once while watching him on that serie OZ it was something about spoon the cell mate ass that was very kink 🙂
Im upset about Chris Meloni leaving SVU! I’ve been in love with him since his OZ days! I dont think SVU will be the same.:(
Liv AND Stabler leaving? That’s gonna kill the show. I’ll bet money it won’t even make 15 seasons before it’s cancelled.
Lol, ME TOO!!! Hottest 50 year old ive ever seen!
Props on using the words “ferret-faced” and “meerkat claw” to describe Kim Kardashian.
Cannot say I will miss Chris on SUV ( never watched the show ) but I do remember Chris being NAKED 🙂 🙂 🙂 N just about every episode of OZ !!!
I’m glad it says that there is only the possibility of Mariska leaving half way through the 13th season (13… certainly bad luck for SVU apparently). If they retained Benson, that would give the show at least a glimmer of hope of surviving without Stabler. If both of them left, it would not be SVU anymore. It would be like a crappy spin off not worth taking the time to watch.
I’ll simply gag at the idea of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing an SVU detective. I could at least live if Finn stepped up and became Benson’s permanent partner while they brought in a recurring detective to work with Munsch. That would give the show a fighting chance!
Chris Meloni…YUM!!!!…Having the entire series of OZ on DVD I can watch this sexxxy beast anytime I want….That show was blisteringly hott…nekkid, sexxxy men everywhere.
olivia is not leaving!
Kris is hot! I’d like to do a three-way with him and Blake Griffin. As for Jersey Shore, this must be our revenge for Italy taking the wrong side in World War II.
I loved Chris on OZ. He is a great actor
First, CM’s ass totally needs fucking. Thanks for that hot pic. Second, I’m so glad to hear that you are NOT a fan of those Kardashian bitches. It doesn’t surprise me that all this is scripted. It really does explain an awful lot. Why won’t they go away? If we could open a black hole and toss them in along with anyone related to anything Palin, that’d be awesome. Let some alternate dimension deal with their shit for a while.
that movie was awful. I do like Ghost Whisper despite her.. but makes me hate her more that she has a hot Husband in it.
the beach picture of this “daddy” Christopher Meloni had me hard in seconds 🙂
Let’s see… Oprah, All My Children, One Life To Live, American Idol w/o Simon & Paula, now SUV: Law & Order w/o ‘Eliot & Olivia’… and the networks wonder why millions seek shows on cable!!
Jennifer Love she should really drop the second half of her surname for her career to prosper and Josh Hartnett could work with maybe one of the Mowry sisters or both everybody loves twins.
I met Meloni years ago on a visit to NYC. Some friends and I stumbled upon the SVU filming and he was walking from his trailer to the shoot. I asked him if I could take his photo and he threw his arm around me and said, “Only if you get to be in it with me”. I almost passed out from all the blood rushing straight to my penis.
Wow, I would have had a heart attack! How nice of him. You think he was flirting with you? 😉