Gay Ass Gossip: Dewitt Curated This Post That Features Fassbender Ass

Because he is a gentlemen and a scholar, my co-blogger-in-arms Dewitt sent me over all this crap to write about in today’s “Gay Ass Gossip” post. Do you know how much I appreciate that? At the next Manhunt company picnic, I’m definitely sharing my Klonopin with him! I kid! No, really, I kid.

ITEM – Towleroad (slogan: WE FUCKING HATE MANHUNT) posted this sweet video featuring a young (and frankly, even more fuckable back then) Michael Fassbender showing his ass in a British commercial. He’s so young and dumb! This guy would never get the shit beaten out of him due to his sex addiction and what they sorta infer might have been incest with his sister.

– J. Harvey

Watch the vid after the JUMP:

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ITEM – Magic Mike handsomeness Matt Bomer is going to play Darren Criss’ older brother on Glee. No word if his character is going to be gay or trying some brother-on-brother incest on Blaine. Don’t look at me like that, they’re not related in real life. Prudes. Oh, and for some more Glee – here’s Darren doing MJ.

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ITEM – The third item Dewitt sent me was a picture of Liev Schrieber in the rain. It isn’t a particularly sexy pic. Just Liev in the rain, in shorts and a polo. I found a better one. Sabretooth in a wetsuit!

As you can tell, it’s been a long week here at Manhunt.

15 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Dewitt Curated This Post That Features Fassbender Ass

  1. JDressler, you sound like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I just recently watched an episode where Sheldon corrected someone on those two words! LOL

  2. I don’t think they were implying that it was his sister. I think he just got caught by the girl’s mother…

  3. You should read this.

    Suspension of disbelief or “willing suspension of disbelief” is a formula for justifying the use of fantastic or non-realistic elements in literary works of fiction. It was put forth in English by the poet and aesthetic philosopher Samuel Taylor Coleridge, who suggested that if a writer could infuse a “human interest and a semblance of truth” into a fantastic tale, the reader would suspend judgment concerning the implausibility of the narrative. Suspension of disbelief often applies to fictional works of the action, comedy, science fiction, and horror genres. Cognitive estrangement in fiction involves using a person’s ignorance or lack of knowledge to promote suspension of disbelief.

  4. Fassbender is just sooooo delicious. I can hardly wait to see pics of him and Clooney “hanging out” now that he knows that Clooney thinks he has a big cock.

  5. I was LOL(ing) about the Matt Bomer/Darren Criss thing, and then I scrolled down to Liev. That shut me up right away. XD 
    UNF.

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