ITEM – Unlike my gentle yet steadfast co-blogger Dewitt, I can love the mess out of a cheesy pop ditty. So Jennifer Lopez’s new track (“Dance Again”) is the slice of asiago that I was looking for. This is Jennifer’s “I’ve split with my husband and I’m fucking one of my dancers and I feel FREEEEE!” epic, complete with orgy video co-starring younger man Casper Smart and shots of her fragrance bottle. The youngin’ she’s doing will be soon be a thing of the past but for now, he’s good enough to splash with glitter and dry hump in her vid. I like when she ties his little ass up. These two have been reading “Let’s Get Kinky”.
Oh, and Pitbull needs to call me.
– J. Harvey
Watch the vid after the JUMP:
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ITEM – Tim Tebow gets mani/pedis.
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ITEM – Do us all a favor and keep those helmets on. Word on the netz is that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are a thing. That’s a lot of assholery in one couple. How do we know this? A coordinated publicity blitz! Kanye dropped a new track mentioning a “Kim” and (rather mysteriously!) pics of them leaving a movie theater together made it online. These people are sick. The fame whore cycle is sick. It’s all to keep the brand going, but really. It’s not like they need money so the kids can go to college, or there’s an electric bill due. Greedy cunts.
Did they wear the helmets during the movie?
I really like Pitbull too, something very sexy about him. The pic of Tim is cute, I bet he is a really cool guy. Kanye ugh, I’m a huge fan so I’m shocked. really shocked.
You go girl that new BF is a hot MF to say the least! Must be nice to be rich and famous!
I liked your commentary about “Kim”…espcially the last two words in the first paragraph ~ because anyone who would play with her has got to be just as crazy!
J-Lo is doing what she does best with her men. She fucks them and works with them: Diddy, Affleck, Marc Anthony and now Casper. The kid is ugly but has a good body. He must be doing something right in bed to keep Jennifer spoiling him. Enjoy your fifteen minutes kid. As for Tim Tebow, he’s just fucking adorable.
yup, that’s an adorable pic of Tebow (but the whole gay innuendo thing is becoming trite)
j harvey, you are SO dead on about pitbull, so fucking fine. his teeth are kinda sharky looking tho.
Love Teebos lips
http://norigscrap.blogspot.com/2012/03/faggy-pop-2.html
Not to be a douche but if you’re tired of the whole Kim K. fame whore experience then why are you giving them media time? Here’s an idea….no one pay for a story, reprint it, tweet it, blog it or broadcast it. Then you’ll see how quickly they will go away.
Tim Tebow: What a teddy bear. GREAT face, body. Would do anything (just about) to go out with you.
haha i can’t decide who’s degredating their image more: kanye or kim, by going out with the other one! haha kim is damn fine, but i wouldn’t go near her with a 10 ft pole……imagine the things you’d catch of her, stupid would be the least of your problems!!
J Harvey, you can have Pitbull after I’m finished with him. I would drain him dry amoung other things.
1 bald pitbull is enough to make mer horny over an entire J.Lo’s song “On The Floor” now she has to throw another… I’m so horny right now! LOL
oh and the other bald guy is tattooed, nasty erotic things going through my mind right now