ITEM – Her name is Mona. She was grown in a lab here in Cambridge at MIT. Mona is petite, blonde, and will look the other way when he has an extra-long workout with his “trainer.” Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal and his new facial fuzz. I like it. He looks like a ship’s captain, and I’m sure many of us would visit his dick dock.
That’s about all we got. The interview in Details that accompanied these was yawny. He’s in a movie about cops so he likes cops now. And there was no references to whether or not he REALLY “likes” cops now. *sad face*
– J. Harvey
More pics of Jake’s beard after the BREAK:
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ITEM – It would hurt my hard-on to use a pic of Brad Pitt showing how he looks now. He killed the sexy with the goat look. It’s his satanic girlfriend’s fault!
Speaking of her, she might be upgraded from “girlfriend” to “wifey” this weekend. The French tabloids are all a’buzzin’ with the news that some sort of big ass party is being put together at the Pitt/Jolie castle.The official story is that Brad’s throwing a party for his parents’ wedding anniversary (does his homophobic mother DESERVE a party?), but this is reportedly a cover story. Because George Clooney has supposedly been invited. Who the fuck knows or cares? These bitches said they wouldn’t get married until all of us homo-trons could. And we can’t. Look, it wasn’t a realistic statement cuz’ you gotta live your life. But that combined with his mom’s behavior…just have Chick-fil-A cater it!
By the way, they’re constantly rumored to be getting married, so this is probably fiction.
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ITEM – Mulder and Scully are fucking for realz? They eventually got together on the show, but I had stopped watching at that point. The X-Files was an awesome show that went way downhill when it became evident that the dude running things was making it up as he went along. Anyway, this is a fun nod to the past. Apparently Gillian Anderson broke up with her partner and has reportedly been seeing her X-Files co-star David Duchovny? Man, they waited awhile huh? The rumor is that Gillian dumped her bf of six years, and is actually in the pr0cess of moving from London to LA to live with Dave. DD has been separated from Tea Leoni since 2009.
Sadly, Duchovny’s spokesperson says it’s a fake. There goes my Mulder/Scully slash fanfic I wrote in 1996 actually coming to life. Jerks.
Jake is a gorgeous man with or without a beard.
LOLs at Chick-Fil-A catering Branjelina’s nuptials… good one, J.
Who the fuck is Mona?
manhunt: where even brad pitt uses old pics to advertise.
Jake looks “Jake”…with or without the fur face. As for Brad? Over him. His mom has a right to her beliefs…says I, as I eat my Chick-fil-A sandwich! (lol) Let the hate begin.
how dare you suggest that her beliefs are in any way valid? or that she has rights? shame on you!!!
The reason Brangelina are giving for getting married is that their kids want them to. If you ask me, that’s a pretty good reason.
believing in traditional marriage does not make you a homophobe. get a grip!
It does however make you a bigot.
Can I just say – crap rumours or truth – their kids were riotously interviewed asking their parents on camera overseas why not get married. Well – gays are getting marrie dall oer the damn country, and it’s rolling along nicely. And if you had 6 kids that wanted their parents married – and they wanted to say – OKAY – would you really say – NO YOU CAN’T YOU PROMISED EVERY GAY PERSON IN THE WORLD? Get a life. They made the most outstanding contribution towards a cause that is creating civil unions a marriages nationally accepted as able to have now or to lookfoward to. And if you travel to a state you can do it now. So back off or get your ass to Canada where we settled that problem in 2004 and earlier in the military without a single incident. Things are fine. let the folks marry before they’re senile in rockers.
For gay people sometimes I find our brothers and sisters are the narrow minded most judgemental people.
Try living in a town where the PRIDE DANCE was 42 lesbians and one gay man – me!
Jake’s beard??
wow, new comment system. nifty.
anyway:
omgthatbeaaaaaardddddddddddddddd.
Hell to THE fuck no!