ITEM – The future of NBC’s quirky Community has been up in the air recently. It’s back on, but who knows for how long? Main guy Joel McHale realizes the fragility of network television programming. So on last night’s episode, he went shirtless. You use every weapon in your arsenal when it’s all on the line! McHale’s body is more than adequate, and he’s probably the hottest guy on the show. Well, besides Ken Jeong. He makes MY nipples stiffen. You decide if I’m kidding or not.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Jersey Shore’s Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino checked into rehab. He’s at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehabilitation center to get treatment for what TMZ reports is an addiction to prescription pain meds and booze (aka “breakfast” on the show). If he gets sober…what’s he going to do on the show when they all go out to the club to pump fists and date rape? Drink club soda? That’s not as fun!
Do you think the drugs and booze were to dull the pain from being in the closet? I’m not being cunty for once. It happens. Shit, what’s my excuse for drinking this much then? 🙁
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ITEM – A sweet upper body doesn’t guarantee shit. EW reports that Disney’s going to lose about 200 million on the Taylor Kitsch-starring John Carter. It cost 250 million to make, and another 100 million to advertise. And it only made 30 in it’s opening weekend two weeks ago. Uh oh. You would think a movie about a hot guy running around in a harness and killing aliens would attract more of an audience. Americans have no taste or appreciation for fine cinema anymore.
I watched that episode [Community] last night & I never thought of Joel that way….til now! He’s a hot white guy. For a comedian! Woof!
I have had a secret crush on Joel for years now. This is fantastic, but I think they made him shave cause I seem to recall him being shirtless one time on The Soup and he had some nice chest hair.
Joel is the man!!!
always loved joel
i have had the hots for joel mchale for years! i mean, even back when he was bald! looks better with fur on his chest tho
Go see John Carter. There’s a split-second naked ass shot at one point (played for laughs) and once he gets to Mars, he runs around shirtless (or a harness) and showing more leg than Angelina Jolie
Who knew Joel was hiding such a hot body under that suit he wears when I watch the Soup! Good for him..I’m jealous.
How is Donald Glover not hot? And Danny Pudi is quite surprisingly ripped since he used to be a dancer even if his character would be presumably less physically active.
THOSE nipples are everything right now… *looks at those nipples some more*