ITEM – Don’t look at us – he started it! In an interview with GQ Style Australia (we have FAR too many magazines on planet Earth), Kellan Lutz revealed that his roommate’s name is Dick. His roommate Dick has a Chihuaha named Kevin. And Lutz found Dick on Craigslist. Hey, I just writes’ em.
From the article:
Which is why I’m relieved when Kevin the chihuahua suddenly scampers off to bark at something inside. “That must be Dick,” Lutz says, following Kevin into the house. “Dick’s one of my room-mates.” Lutz isn’t dating anyone at the moment, but still. Room-mates? “I like being around people,” he explains, “so I posted an ad on Craigslist saying I was looking for new blood.” He looks to see if I get the joke. “Dick came by and we liked him, so, yeah, now he’s one of my boys.”
Uh huh. “New blood?” Tiny dogs? Dick?
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Hot baldie alert! Who is this shiny-headed sexy, you ask? He’s David Dayan Fisher. Fisher is an actor on TV’s NCIS, and he also played a villain in one of those National Treasure crapfests. Fisher was pinched in Hollywood yesterday for attacking his neighbor. After being charged with battery, he bailed his ass out. This is a boring item, but he popped up on E! and he was hot. Bald men are totally underrated. He has that Jason Statham thing going on except he can probably add. I kid, Jason’s a lovely and intelligent individual.
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ITEM – They were real? No shit, huh? Remember some years back when images of admittedly adorable boxer Oscar De La Hoya surfaced in which he was wearing a kinky fishnet bodysuit, and panties and heels? There was some wig involvement, as well. Anyway, Oscar swore they were digitally altered at the time. Welp, they weren’t. He admitted this week he was spun on coke and booze while they were taken and he had contemplated suicide after they were released. Ya know, contemplate suicide if you kicked a puppy or you committed genocide or if you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. So you’re kinky. It’s not that dire. Hey, you like putting your manly, muscled ass in tight silk panties…that bunch up teasingly in your crack…and you like the feel of soft fishnet encapsulating your body….what? I’m totally vanilla. Shut up!
I’ve always thought Oscar De La Hoya was a hot sexy Latin boxer !!!!!!!
So you say David can add? But can he act? hehehehe
that’s progressive thinking! keep the stereotypes about homosexuals in the forefront so ANYONE with a small dog and male roommate is “suspicious”
who cares?
seriously…isn’t this 2011?
so annoying…that’s almost as bad as Perez Hilton’s work…
How did I miss Kellan’s craigslist ad?
I bet Dick must be one luck mofo to be one of his “boys”. But still, I can smell gay around Kellan (my wish list).
That’s the worst drag queen outfit I’ve ever seen.
I don’t care what Kellan Lutz posts or where he posts it. I WANT HIM!! There, I’ve said it, now I feel better.
Why do people get so uptight about pranks or “Just stupid shit we did”? So de la hoya got done up in a fishnet costume. And?… OH MY FUCKING GOD! I’ll bet Elliot Goblet cracked a smile when he was a kid! He’s CLEARLY a sham then! A complete fraud. Well, I’ll never laugh at his deadpan humour ever again.
Oh right, google Elliot Goblet.