ITEM – Playboy is reportedly flipping their shit over freckled methface Lindsay Lohan’s much buzzed about nude pictorial for relevancy leaking today. You can the pics all over the place, like here in which Party Monster author James St. James compares her to Amanda Lepore. And – yep. Dead on. That’s the hot entertainment story of the day, but no one wants to see Freckles McLeggins’ drugcatcher. So here’s a pic of a hot guy she reportedly fucked on.
Speaking of Wilmer Valderrama and Party Monster, did anyone else throw their Twizzlers at the screen during the movie when he was in the dumpster with Macaulay Culkin and they went to kiss and the fucking directors cut away and went to fireworks?!? It was a fucking movie about MICHAEL ALIG and CLUB KIDS and they’re not gonna show two boys kissing? It was like the most genuine and least controversial moment in a flick about psychotic club-goers, piss drinking, heroin, and hammer murder. Mystifying.
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ITEM – Wait, how is this possible? Matt Lauer is an actual JOURNALIST, right? Sure, The Today Show is fluffy morning programming but Ryan Seacrest? Lauer’s contract is up at the end of this month, and Ryan Seacrest is supposedly in talks to ditch E!, ditch Idol, and hopefully ditch his beard collection and take his place. But Ryan Seacrest does things like report on Justin Bieber’s first pube, and throws small mammals into Khloe Kardashian’s pen at feeding time. Is he qualified for this?
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ITEM – You sunk my battleship! Cuz’ you’re an alien starcraft that can shoot spinny balls of metallic death? I don’t remember that part of the actual Battleship game but perhaps they did a revamp in the mid-90s that I missed. Here’s the trailer for Battleship. It’s by the guy who gave us Friday Night Lights (the series) so you would think it would be a quality flick. Nope. Rihanna has a starring role. Exactly. At least they cast two hot guys (Alexander Skarsgard and Taylor Kitsch)….who will probably not have a sex scene together. Hollywood will never, ever get it.
Matt ain’t going anywhere. BTW, why haven’t we covered the ANTM finale scandal and how the front-runner suddenly gets disqualified!! I think Playboy wasted that milli.
Hmmm.. so Battleship is just Transformers joins the Navy, huh?
Party Monster:
I don’t think it was an “ohMYgodBOYSkissingLETScensorIT” moment. I think it was more of a choice to make it seem lots more explosive than showing them kissing could’ve shown. It’s difficult to express how explosive a first kiss can be!Sometimes there’s a definite choice to censor, but sometimes it just works out better to throw in fireworks.(I’m not sure straight people would get upset if it was a guy and a girl kissing cut away to fireworks).