ITEM – Please note the question mark in that post title. I live and work in Boston. Matt Damon has family here. I don’t need him to roll up on me and administer a Will Hunting beatdown. Gawker has an amusing claim about Damon supposedly blowing off steam on movie sets by mud wrestling those of small stature. Oh…ok.
I’m telling you, Matt Damon likes to hire prostitutes to wrestle when he’s bored on sets. And not only does he like to hire prostitutes, but he goes out of his way to hire little person prostitutes. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. When he’s out of the country, he gets his assistants to track down and bring in the tiny men and Damon likes to mud wrestle with them in front of all of his friends. After he’s done, he lets other people wrestle too, but he always makes sure he gets firsties.
And he seemed so down-to-earth and vanilla. This story is such bullshit. But if it’s not, we’re going to need one of you little person mud wrestling-hookers-for-hire to send us the footage.
Check out more pics of Matt from the upcoming Elysium below.
Photo credit: Entertainment Weekly
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ITEM – The Three Ages of Henry. I’m down for all of em’. Remember last week when we reported that Man of Steel Henry Cavill was seeing The Big Bang Theory actress Kaley Cuoco? Yeah, not anymore. Wow, that was really fast. They probably just didn’t spark, or one of them (her) is really bad in bed (her). Or he revealed that he’s a homo to her and this was all his publicist’s idea. And he couldn’t give her the beard fee requested.
You should click that pic to expand. It’s a nice look at how Henry’s bod has morphed over the years.
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ITEM – Some of the cast on the latest season of CBS’ Big Brother are bigoted pieces of trash. Let’s not sully our blog with the details. But amidst all the terrible examples of the worst humanity has to offer, there is one shining diamond. Howard! Howard Overby is a 29-year-old youth counselor from Mississippi, and he’s the voice of reason on that mess. He’s also jacked! Good personality + jacked = fap material to be treasured. Check out more pics of Howard below, and feel free to commit vehicular homicide on any of the racist cast members when they step outside the house in the end. I’ll pay for gas.
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howard may be jacked, but he’s an idiot — not only is he a serial liar in the BB house, he’s not a good liar.
henry cavill and kaley cuoco must have been a publicity stunt. they reckon gina carano and his previous fiancee ellen whittaker were too. a man like him though, would have no trouble holding down a homelife, so i think it’s true. he can come marry me though, always thought he was stunning!! hottest man on the planet!