ITEM – And we were just about to stick his ass in “The Locker Room”. New England Patriots tight end (*customary chortle at *tight end*) Aaron Hernandez will reportedly be served with an arrest warrant today on an obstruction of justice charge. This is all stemming from a murder investigation into the death of an associate of his, semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd. Lloyd’s body was found near Hernandez’s house in North Attleboro, MA (fun fact – I have cousins who live there!), dead from multiple gunshot wounds. Some other shady lady facts concerning Hernandez’ involvement include him destroying his home surveillance system before cops showed up to search his house, and handing over his cell phone in pieces. This does not look good for Mr. Simpson…I mean Hernandez. Innocent til’ proven guilty however.
On a sad note (for him), he’s cute so prison might not agree with his asshole. Check out more pics of Hernandez in happier (and bulgier) times below.
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ITEM – Taylor Lautner is agile. Or his stuntman is. The walking fap material from Twilight was filmed doing some Parkour moves on the set of his upcoming movie, Tracers. Check out the video below, if you can get withstand the TMZ chickenheads.
I want to be his bike seat.
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ITEM – Below is what happens when David Beckham makes a public appearance in Shanghai. Hopefully Posh wasn’t there. She’s tiny and frail. She would probably end up as the stain on the bottom of a limited edition Hello Kitty pump. 5 people had to be taken to the hospital. Are they counting those Crocs as people?
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Oh wow his tight end might not be so tight anymore once he’s thrown in prison.
omg; couldn’t get through 3 seconds of the TMZ crap
are there really people who watch those morons? there’s really a market for that?!?!
Football is full of super aggressive, hyper-testosterone filled maniacs (not all of course). Find me a team without at least 1 current or convicted felon and I’ll eat your ass.
he’s perfect for prison, already has all the tats
Oh god I feel like such a fucking whore because ever since that story came out all I’ve been doing is mentally undressing Mr. Hernandez and licking his nose. He’s so hot, I wish his prison cell had a web-cam. Or me as a bunkmate.
oh my god hello fellow horrible person/sister! His nose is so hot. He’s so hot. I had no idea who he was before hand. Sigh, The good ones are always amoral murderers. But you sound more intense about it, concerning…
He has enough bad tattoos to make it on manhuntdaily without the criminal charges.
You know, it looks like Aaron might have already been in prison because he certainly has the tat collection to prove it. Eish.
Now about Beckham, can you imagine how it must feel to have that happen around you? Seems surreal. I’m more used to when I show up, everyone is running the other way to get out of my way so I haven’t a clue how it would feel. Freaky.
I am, who needs to know about past deeds or if he’s a bad person, all I want from him is to flash those pearly whites while he’s fucking me. Plus he has dimples, I love dimples!
Aaron is HOT!!! I saw him naked in the locker room down in Florida.He is well hung and big set of balls, but that smile, I would share a cell with him.Like Ray Lewis, he destroyed the evidence and he will eventually pay a fine and get away with it.
dam i want to be in that cell with him