Pitbull’s music is kind of blah, but looks-wise? We get it. He’s hot. Anyway, professional gross Lindsay Lohan is suing him for dropping her name in one of his songs. In “Give Me Everything,” he mentions having his situation “locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” This trollop has avoided jail so often that his lyric doesn’t even make sense, so what’s her problem? She should be thankful she’s a free woman. She’s been busted for multiple DUIs, violated her parole, violated her probation, stole jewelry, committed perjury, and hoovered up all the cocaine in Los Angeles. She’s a one woman crimewave. She should have henchpeople and a getaway car. And fight Batman.
– J. Harvey
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Captain America (aka Chris Evans) has a new movie coming out. All you need to know is that he has a scene in which he’s shirtless. And wearing a tie. Cute combo. Here’s the trailer for Puncture:
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The Situation has decided to start a career as a gay porn power bottom. The photo above is a still from his upcoming video, Put It In My Asbury Park. Not really, we just loved this pic. We’re happy to report that after the poor prison bitch was pissed on by Abercrombie & Fitch this week, another clothing company has picked up his pieces. And that company is…Hustler magazine? Ancient vagina finder and Hustler creator Larry Flynt has offered a modeling contract to Sitch to wear their clothes. Yikes. He should take it, this Jersey Shore phenomenon can’t be long for this world. It can’t be or I’ll have to kill myself.
I couldn’t help but laugh at that lindsay lohan lawsuit. I don’t get the media obsession with her, aren’t there other fuck ups to talk about?
Mike is so ugly.
What? No mention of Anthony Bourdain trashing Paula Deen?
if i were the judge, and pitbull made that face at me, i’d instantly dismiss messy lohan as frivolous.
(ah!
but then pitbull would also have to “bend over” for me a few times..
..for the next several months.
in recompense for that particular act of leniency.
:-D.)
— i’m gonna wager that Messy Lohan’s money must be getting a little tight now, if she’s going after a somewhat-obscure individual as that guy… —
Yeah! How was that totally left out?? 🙂
I’m with you J. Harvey, this whole “Jersey Shore” thing wore out it’s welcome a long time ago. Why won’t they just go away and take the Kardashian’s with them. They are all just a big hot mess.
Total agreement here, but keep new hubby Kris Humpries (or however you spell it). He’s cute!
Because the rule I go by with Gay Ass Gossip is that I need to include at least one hot guy in each item. Bourdain doesn’t really do it for me. Does he for you guys?