ITEM – Prince Harry is in our country, and that’s why you’re getting random erections that don’t seem to have any cause! Once his fiery ass (undoubtedly with ginger-furred buttcrack) lands on our shores, EVERYONE gets juicy! His presence turns your pre-cum tap to ON! He attended a TEA PARTY at the White House, and First Lady Michelle Obama practically had the vapors in his presence. And she’s not one to act all fan-girlish! She’s a tough bitch! But Prince Harry’s slick ginger ways completely seduced her. And I nearly typed “tea dance” like the kind they have in Provincetown at the Boat Slip. I’d like to image Prince Harry at a tea dance. And then imagine him under the docks. And letting people lick up on his crown jewels. *sigh* Harry. (via DListed)
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ITEM – He’s a little late with this, but who can say? Celebrity choreographer Wade Robson (he’s the man who allegedly broke up Britney and Justin all those years ago WAIL!) has filed a claim against dead Michael Jackson’s estate. He’s claiming that MJ molested him for seven years when he was a kid, and is seeking damages. Wade was a child dancing prodigy, and one of the kids that Michael had over to Neverland all the time. Yikes. Robson’s lawyer says that he had repressed his memories of abuse, which is why when he was put on the stand during Michael’s trial in 2005 he denied that anything creepy had happened. The So You Think You Can Dance choreographer is saying he recently had a nervous breakdown due to what happened to him.
Well, this is all sorts of ugly. Ugly enough that I’m not gonna post the sexy pics of Robson I found to go with this item. See, I have SOME morals.
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ITEM – I have a new crush. His name is James Badge Dale. He plays one of the baddies in Iron Man 3. It’s odd because he’s so not my type. He’s all shaven-headed and rangy. But damn, is he hot when he glows red and beats the shit out of Robert Downey Jr. Shit, that should have been a spoiler alert.
Here’s an interview and it would be totally boring if he wasn’t so hot.
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Prince Harry is a hottie. His visit is a class act. He took some time to honor our fallen and wounded troops, this in spite of the petty, mean-spirited snub the Obama’s recently gave to Margaret Thatcher’s funeral. Obamao sent a more prestigious delegation to Ghana than to England.
Badge Dale was great in the Pacific. Almost didn’t recognize him in IM3.
Right… petty and mean spirited. Can we leave then politics out of this?
He was also excellent and hot in 24 (I think the third season, maybe the fourth).