ITEM – And we don’t mean his girlfriend! The hottest redhead on the planet—okay, second hottest—has grown a fiery ginge beard that is going to feel so good scrubbing my butt cheeks. Prince Harry trekked to the Arctic for Walking with the Wounded and had to grow some facial hair to keep his gorgeous face warm. The sexy didn’t end there, because he was accompanied by True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgård. Can you imagine the possibilities if those two got lonely in their shared igloo? An icy Nordic cocksman fucking a fiery British rocketcrotch. Unf.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Olympic iceskating champion Brian Boitano came out. We need a name for that feeling you get when you thought someone was already out and they come out. Any suggestions?
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ITEM – Ben Foster is one of those cute actors that is in a bunch of stuff but hasn’t achieved name-brand status. He probably will now because he’s marrying Sean Penn’s ex of 20 years, the very talented actress Robin Wright-Penn. That’s an attractive May-December hetero couple. That’s a lot of blond. Foster played Claire’s closeted gay artist boyfriend on Six Feet Under. Unfortch, it was just a role. So many men can’t pull off a pair of X-Men wings, but this guy can.
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re: that feeling that someone was already out…
gayja vu
i have the feeling someone’s making vocabulary history. this could be the new “bootylicious” or “selfie.” you go, glen coco!
was going to say exactly the same thing.
Oh my God, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thank you, plukasiak. <3
Brian Boitano GAY !!! Now there a shocker couldn’t tell by looking out him
May I propose “herauskommenouten”
Firecrotch went to the Antarctic not the artic slight geographical difference lol
Re: that feeling you get when you thought someone was already out and……
What about “Duhhh!…”
It summs up exactly how I feel in those cases…
And by the way, prince Harry is ROCKING that beard, woof!!!
We need to start a petition, Prince Harry’s beard HAS to stay.
I thought I;d never heard of or seen Ben Foster when it was announced he’s playing Lance Armstrong:in an upcoming movie. Being the cure blond that he is, I had to look him up. I then realized I’ve seen him in tons of stuff.
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