There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with liking your butthole fucked with a tongue. In the slightest! It’s just nice to imagine that big tough Lance Armstrong is probably humiliated to know that it’s gone public that he likes to submissively bend over to get rimmed. Or loves to bounce helplessly on someone’s face as a skilled tonguelasher ministrates to his butthole and makes him melt. Lance Armstrong is a documented asshole who cheats and bullies, so this is highly amusing. A comedian named April Macie was on the Howard Stern show and told the following story about encountering ole’ Lance at a party (via Dlisted):
“I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his asshole…I was terrified. And then he came out and said: ‘Does your friend want in on a round too?’ and I was like: ‘Of taint tickling? I’m gonna take a pass’..I think it’s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name—to eat his asshole. Like: ‘Do you want in on a round too? Of asshole eating?…I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his asshole later on.”
Seriously, that’s a pompous weirdo right there. That’s one of the most intimate of sex acts, and you’re acting like it’s an everyday thing to do. I will say that it’s hot to me when I hear a straight guy likes some booty action and is willing to ask a girl to munch his butt. It makes me feel like they’re not repressed or hung-up on what gives them pleasure. Lance is still a kumquat, though.
Let’s discuss this. Have you ever randomly done some rimming with a dude you just met in a party or other non-bedroom setting?
Not gonna lie, he’s got body. It’s all chemicals, but still – nice bod.
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I never ever thought he was attractive, even before the whole ‘roid thing. He has a douchy face.
would do him in a hot minute… roids or not!
agreed — and would LOVE to eat that ass!
Getting rimmed does not equal being submissive. What an odd comment.
i’d do it
Well, I’ve had my ass eaten by a stranger I was talking to at a bar. I said I had to run out to my car for cigs. He followed, and bent me over a hood of a car, pulled my pants down in one full swoop & buried his face in my ass. What a rim job!!! And his cowboy hat never even fell off !!
You had me at “cowboy hat”.
I know it doesn’t. I was just referring to Lance as that because I know it would bruise his bullying ego. I’ve made much odder comments up in this bitch, honey.
uh…thats hilarious as cowboy hat doesn’t appear until the final sentence! L to the O elle.