ITEM – Chris Evans is the Gucci hotness, and a new clip just dropped featuring him and Marilyn Manson concubine Evan Rachel Wood selling Gucci’s new smell. It’s nice to see a fashion brand that hasn’t embraced Neo-Nazism. As for the ad, you look at him and then the camera alights on her and you’re like “really?” She’s just not up to the task. Maybe it’s cause her pantsuit queen scenery chewer character on True Blood rakes her nails on my mental chalkboard, and water droplets falling on Chris’ abs sizzle on contact. Disparity.
– J. Harvey
To watch the Gucci ad featuring the sexy as hell Chris Evans (and for more gossip), Follow the JUMP:
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(He was sorta cute once, right? Right? *crickets*)
ITEM – Channing Tatum (dude’s name is SO gay porny) is reportedly shopping around the next great (*eye-roll so big it shattered the window next to my cubicle*) cinematic fairy tale adaption. They’re all the rage now, what with Red Riding Hood and Beastly. Can I have my Razzie nom sheet now? Tatum is looking to star in Pan, which is reportedly an adult take on Peter Pan’s origin story. Apparently, he’ll be screwing everything in Never Never Land that’s not a ticking alligator or has a hook hand and a wig (Capt. Hook SO wore a wig!). I say go for it. He’s a big slack-jawed hunk of meat and not Peter Pan-like in the slightest, but if it involves him in tights – yowza. Worked for Franco.
ITEM – Does anyone else find Colin Firth as sexy as fuck? I do. He’s got that debonair older dude thing happening. A Single Man was a downer of a movie, but he was totally doing it for me in it. Despite not having not seen the stutter movie yet, I am still happy to report that Firth took the Oscar for Best Actor last Sunday night. And now he’s probably being knighted! It’s kinda hot that you can become a knight without having to find grails and shit. Show up, read some lines, look sexy – here’s a regal old broad tapping a sword on your shoulder and enjoy the afterparty, prithee.
Yes – Colin Firth creates the impression of the perfect man whose sexiness is grounded in masculine character…unlike some of the other men above who are a beautiful commodity for consumption or just assholes (sorry Charlie…but grow up already)
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LOL @ his swirly chest hair
Colin Firth is sexy as FUCK!! Always. I love his accent and his stutter is sooo cute!
I have been in love with Colin Firth since “Love Actually”. I actually liked Evan Rachel Wood’s character in “True Blood”, but she is totally in the way in that commercial.
LOVE Colin Firth!!! Ithink he is so sexy, he really needs to be gay. I’ll start working on that. Charlie Sheen is not worth the number of key strokes it took to make that paragraph. JHarvey, luv ya as always….
I find Colin Firth sexy as they get. . . . love to have him along on my next business trip!
Chris Evans is pretty enough for Gucci in that Metro’d out way, certainly. But … is he -really- manly enough for the leather and motorcycle schtick? I dunno … he looks small. The ad isn’t working for me. When I see the imagery, I’m not thinking “powerful” … I’m thinking “he looks small in those clothes”.
Chris is so hot, he and Channing remind me of straight guys that might mess around with another guy.
How about featuring Kim K’ardashians new song “Jam”
LOL! NOOOO! Please don’t feature that horrible song!!
Colin Firth is what sexy british wet dreams are made of….I want him to bend me over, and make me scream GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
Chris Evans = Hot, Charlie Sheen WAS hot & now is NOT, Channing Tatum looks a lot like, gay-for-pay, Ken Ryker and Colin Firth isn’t my cup of tea 😉 lol
Evan Rachel Wood is a babe…
Channing Tatum is so hot…so manly beautiful…so out of my reach…(DAMN IT!!) (LOL)
lol @ his swirly chest hair?
more like swoon!
Chris Evans as Captain America = fucking hot as hell.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1772521216/tt0458339
A law should be passed that prohibits Chris Evans from (1) shaving his chest and (2) wearing a shirt in public.
For a very early Colin Firth role, see Apartment Zero. Colin is in love with the unbelievably hot Hart Bochner. The movie is brilliant and creepy.
I agree, he has a beautiful furry chest….love the pattern, mmmm
I’m glad to hear that I’m not the only one that things Channing Tatum is a gay porn name. He is indeed a sexy fucker however and I’d love to see him in tights…and out of them.
RE: the commercial: Thumbs down–not nearly enough clear shots of Chris Evans shirtless. Thumbs up–plenty of hot as hell shots of him nuzzling that beeyatch’s neck. I’m pretty sure if he ran his nose and lips up my neck like that I would cum without even touching myself.
RE: Channing Tatum: Everyone does realize that he goes by “Chan”, right? Yeah, I don’t even think he’s three beers away from joining our team. A good whiff of Gucci Envy might be enough…
Agreed! Apartment Zero is as homoerotic and sinister as they come! Great movie!