ITEM – Wow, he looks REALLY good naked. The Wanted is some UK boy band that fame unfortunate Lindsay Lohan stalked briefly during her “Shot My Career In The Face 2010s” tour. Supposedly she was dating member Max George (he even wore a t-shirt pleading for her freedom when she went to jail for 7 picoseconds). Lohan just got out of rehab. What better place to celebrate her sobriety than at a raucous party at LA’s Mondrian Hotel? Supposedly she was there to catch up with her ex. The party went to 7 in the AM, and Lohan was asked to leave by security. What step is that?
“The party went on all night long and was so loud that guests were complaining. Lindsay was there with Max George. The Wanted have been staying at the Mondrian for days, and Lindsay, who briefly dated Max a while back, was partying with the band. She and her sister Ali were spotted waiting in the hotel lobby for the band. There were so many complaints about the noise that hotel staff had to shut the party down and Lindsay had to be taken out of there by security at 7 a.m. She was with her sister, and people who saw Lindsay when she left the hotel said she looked a total mess. She looked so beat up.”
Oh, LiLo. A convent. Try a convent.
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ITEM – This week Dewitt asked you guys if you’d fuck Drake. At first I was like “who dat?” and then I recognized him. It’s Wheelchair Jimmy from Degrassi! Admittedly, I recognized him. I just like that nickname. Drake is a big important hip-hop artist now. He’s so important that the unfortunately mentally ill actress Amanda Bynes infamously Tweeted that she wanted him to “murder” her “vagina”. I’d snark at her but it turns out she’s having issues. Anyway, someone finally asked Drake if he would be willing to kill her pussy (hopefully after her meds kick in and she’s rational). His response? Pretty much “no” (via XXL).
“I don’t even know who that is doing that or what that’s about. If that is her, I guess it’s a little weird and disturbing. It’s obviously a behavioral pattern that is way bigger than me. Whoever is behind it, whether it’s her or somebody else, they know people are paying attention so they keep it going.”
Oh, and my response to Dewitt’s question is “Drake, I’m lucid so you can MURDER MY ASS WITH YOUR PENIS.”
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ITEM – Here’s some celebrity (in Australia) buttcheeks action. The ass belongs to Aussie actor Wade Briggs. The gif is from a flick called Please Like Me. Dental hygiene is important. (via OMG Blog)
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