ITEM – The power! The power of this couple! The power of this gay power couple! Twink Olympian Tom Daley rendered every shot of cum that’s been jerked off over him legit this week when he revealed that he’s in a relationship with a man. He didn’t name the man in his YouTube revelation, however. Tongues wagged, gossipy bitches took a magnifying glass to paparazzi pics, and homophobia at the Sochi Olympics took a distant second place to the burning question of “Who is packing Tom Daley’s speedo from the back?”
And we have a winner! An accomplished one! Oscar-winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black is Tom’s gateway gay according to “sources”. They’ve been papped getting coffee in LA together, too. Tom is 19, and Dustin Lance Black (Milk was a wonderful film but please get an acronym, Lance) is 39 but who cares? There is no age in gay land! My husband is 75, and I’m none of your fucking business.
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – In “Some Humans Are Disgusting” news, a Tujunga, CA man has been arrested and charged with stealing from the wreckage of the car Paul Walker crashed and died in. Jameson Witty, 18, reportedly followed the tow truck transporting the wreck and ganked a piece of it when it stopped at a red light. The motive wasn’t reported, but the words “EBay” and “Craigslist” come to mind. Witty reportedly had a 25-year-old accomplice that hasn’t been charged, yet. TFIWWP? (“The Fuck Is Wrong With People?”) Bad enough that we’ve lost a nice guy who was exceptionally beautiful, and then some dildo has to go and try and profit off it? Fuck you, James Witty. And your older friend, too.
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ITEM – I’ve come to accept that they re-booted the Spider-Man flicks a mere 5 years after the first series. Why? Andrew Garfield is scrumptious, and in a bodysuit. There ya go. Here’s the trailer for next summer’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
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Paul Walker’s death keeps getting worse. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/02/westboro-baptist-paul-walker_n_4372468.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
I’m kind of excited about Spider-Man 2, but I think I was more excited to hear that Bryan Singer revealed Apocalypse is the in the next X-Men movie after Days of Future Past………… What? Yes I’m a comic nerd!
Um, you were so busy writing a convoluted run-on sentence you forgot to put Dustin’s age in it. He is 39.
ok bless tom daley. great for him. he can do better though … hello tom!!!
and so what that a guy wanted a bit of paul walkers wreckage, he was hot… id want a bit of him
and andrew garfield is so blah, although so was tobey.
Why is age an issue? As long as Dustin and Tom are happy, it’s no one’s business. I am 48 and my husband is 31, btw, and we are very happy together
my thoughts exactly on everything! except the paul walker thing. he’s too hot for petty thievery
Did you really not understand that JHarvey left the age out intentionally?
So Dustin is almost forty and is dating a just-graduated-high-school-aged guy. Yeah, not cool. Especially with Dustin’s laughable Bieber hairdo.
remember it is only gossip… they’ve had coffee together… bfd.. if that was the template for a relationship, I’d be polyamorous.
OK, where to begin… Your bf (if you have one) could do better than you, too I’m sure.
Removing evidence, no matter how small is a crime (and tasteless)
Your opinions are fine, but no need to be nasty & insulting.
As long as they’re both of age of consent and happy, who cares?
LOL I know the first thing that comes to my mind when I see 2 people sitting down drinking coffee together is that they must be dating or screwing !!!
I hope people will remember Paul more for they way he lived rather than the way he died and from all accounts he was amazing person to know
Have you even bothered to read what you wrote?
WHAT????? YES!!!!!
Nope. I just pushed random keys on my tablet.
How about instead of being vague, you specify the issue you have with what I wrote so I can address specifics?
I know DLB won an Oscar but I only (shamefully) remember him because of his nude/bareback photos… Tom is adorable btw.
It doesn’t appear to be intentional. The sentence is grammatically incorrect, indicating he was so busy being cute by adding the unnecessary parenthetical that he forgot the entire point of the sentence, which is their difference in age. If you drop the clause in parentheses and read it you will see that the sentence makes no sense without Dustin’s age.
Dustin Lance Black is a vampish old man who has no business dating somebody who couldnt legally consent a short while ago. I’m glad Tom is happy but he can do much, much, better. The gay community took such a win when we found out Tom was in a relationship with a man, but if that man is old enough to be his father it’s going to make us all look bad.
I KNOW!!!!!!! Lol! I kinda flipped at the news. I hope it’s the Age of Apocalypse storyline!
Ok I’ll give it a go …… you accused personalidad of being nasty and insulting after telling him that you’re sure his boyfriend could do better than him. Calling a bitch a bitch doesn’t make it any less insulting.
That’s kind of what my point was… I was being sarcastic to point out the irony of his telling someone le that they could do better by trying to get him to realize someone could say the same thing to them.
I just added it, guest. And thanks for thinking I’m cute. Oh, and suck my dick, whore.
I stand corrected. I thought JHarvey was making a point about the guy’s age being irrelevant, but I was wrong.
BC that age difference, if they are trying to be in a relationship, is kinda disgusting. NOW if they are just fucking, that could be kinda hot. But what in the hell (other than dick) are a 19 year old and a 39 year old gonna have in common? Sorry if that’s too judgemental, but it’s just reality.
Congrats to you and your husband. And honestly, at that age, there is nothing wrong with that age difference. Both of you are out of the bullshit that happens with youth (hopefully). Wish the best for both of you.
Once again, as long as they’re both consent in and of legal age, it does not matter. Odd that you think that mere sex is hot, but their being in a relationship is disgusting.
Also, when someone write “sorry if that’s *blank* but…” They come off as superior and condescending.
Sorry, but that’s just reality.
Is there some reason that not only you object to someone else’s consensual relationship but mock the men?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michelangelo-signorile/tom-daley-is-20-years-younger-than-dustin-lance-black-so-what_b_4397666.html
And when someone has to say something that they feel is “smart” and “witty”, they come across as giant cunts. Sorry, but that’s who you are. Eat a dick for a Christmas and shut the fuck up. Love, Santa
actually I said that their age difference is KINDA disgusting, not their relationship. please read the whole thing and understand what you’re reading before you feel the need to say something shitty
I fail to see the difference. You’re still being overly judgmental over something that has nothing to do with you.
If I’m a giant cunt (or come across as such) because I’m using irony to make a point, then a giant cunt am I. I don’t think I’ve ever told someone to shut the fuck up, either, so kindly reserve that disrespect for yourself.
and it has something to do with you? are you in their “relationship” as well but the photogs are just cutting you out of the pix? i’m allowed to have my opinion and to be as judgemental as I want to be. so get over yourself and your (grand)daddy fetish and leave well enough alone.
THANK YOU! Sheesh!
What an incredibly judgmental person you are. Granddaddy fetish? Yes, you’re allowed to have & express your opinion, that doesn’t make you immune to criticisms about the negativity of it.
its the same fucking thing artard…you started the whole saying something shitty. just because you are probably 50 nr death dont be hating on hotties who found love.. fuck i thought breeders were narrow minded.
well not really you might as well be dead if all you can do is be judgemental old cunt.. why live if you hate on everything
wow, i bet your so not hot .. and old yes…