[Insert “Tom Ford is fucking the damn Crypt Keeper?” joke here]
ITEM – Before I get to the actual news about GORGEOUS fashion designer/film director Tom Ford, can I just say I’m annoyed by this hypocritical bitch? While I find Tom to be crazy hot, and I respect how he’s always gaying it up with his marketing, he can also be a prick. He’s often giving interviews in which he subtly throws shade at fat guys or guys who can’t dress to his standards. What I’m typing is that he sometimes comes off an elitist cunt. Then I see this pic of his partner of 25 years, Richard Buckley. It’s interesting to me that fat people and people who supposedly can’t dress are gross, but dating a man whose bones are half dust is hot? Interesting. Before one of you jumps on my shit, I am A-OK with Mr. Buckley and Ford’s relationship. It’s just odd how he picks and chooses what’s socially acceptable.
Anyway, these two had a baby! I’ll say it, the dude on the left is going to be an urn of fucking ashes resting on the seat of a Hoverround at the kid’s high school graduation. But hey, if you think you can handle it. DListed reports that Tom, 51, and his dude are the parents to Alexander John Buckley Ford. No word on whether it was via a surrogate, adoption, or Tom wove him out of golden cloth. That’s nice, and we’re happy for the both of them. It’s just gonna suck when Old Dad goes to toss around the football (or the Barbie) with the tyke and there’s an audible cracking of bones.
[Insert “Isn’t that the dude who showed up at JoBeth William’s house In Poltergeist II: The Other Side screaming about the Apocalypse?” joke here]
– J. Harvey
More “Gay Ass Gossip” after the JUMP:
ITEM – This one’s a bit of a conundrum. It was announced this week that Family Guy and Ted creator Seth McFarlane will be hosting the Oscars next year. Eh? Let’s break it down into pros and cons to figure out how we feel about this situation.
PROS
– Seth’s kinda hot.
– Funny guys who can do voices can be very hot.
– Did you know he can do the old-school crooner bit, with the white tux, black vest, and red rose. Very Casablanca and sexy.
– He can’t be any worse that dragging Billy Crystal’s old carcass out there again. Or whatever was going on with poor Anne Hathaway and that stoned pigeon James Franco.
– He comes from comedy so a joke might actually land.
CONS
– Seth McFarlane is traditionally one smug motherfucker. Smug is gross.
– The Family Guy is sort of just the same offensive collection of jokes repeated over and over again, hence – not very funny.
– Did we mention the smug?
– No Oscar host will ever top James Franco’s ass in that unitard. They could actually do away with a host who does anything, and just have James Franco’s buttcheeks in dancewear and it would be the best Oscars ever.
That’s all I could think of, so Seth hosting the ceremony is a good thing?
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ITEM – I don’t watch Glee anymore, beyond making up stories about how they’re going to start having hardcore sex scenes between the male characters. GIFs are inspirational. If I WAS going to start watching, it would be because of the dude above this item. That’s new cast member Dean Geyer. Ryan Murphy, you dog, you.
So, Tom Ford is the guy on the right, and he’s a bitch right… Wait, he’s FIFTY-ONE?!?!?!? Bitch looks barely 40. I’m 31 and I look almost his age! Its just not fucking fair. ROFLMAO
I cracked up reading your Tom Ford rant. You’re a dry cunt and I love it!
What a horrible bitter rant………..get a life.
why not have Hugh Jackman do the Oscars, he’s hot, he can dance, he can sing, he can be funny, and if the shows a bore, we can jack off to jackman.
Dean Geyer is as it seems the “total package”. He has the looks…body..the hair the smile and a voice. His first scene on glee was him walking out of the shower in just a towel…DAMN!!!
He came third in Australian Idol a few years ago and has a great voice. Totally hot as well, obviously!
Hahaha the rant was amazing :p ” whose bones are half dust” . Love it!! Keep it coming Dewitt 🙂
FYI, Richard Buckley was diagnosed with throat cancer in 1989. Although he is a long-term survivor, that might have something to do with his appearance. Whatever you otherwise think of Tom Ford ( and I’m mostly inclined to think of him and thank him for “A Single Man,” the heart-wrenching but beautiful movie he gave us), he has stuck with his partner through sickness as well as in health.
http://www.out.com/fashion/2011/01/09/tom-ford-and-richard-buckley-forever
FYI, Richard Buckley was diagnosed with throat cancer in 1989. Although he is a long-term survivor, that might have something to do with his appearance. Whatever you otherwise think of Tom Ford ( and I’m mostly inclined to think of him and thank him for “A Single Man,” the heart-wrenching but beautiful movie he gave us), he has stuck with his partner through sickness as well as in health.
http://www.out.com/fashion/2011/01/09/tom-ford-and-richard-buckley-forever
This post was by J. Harvey, not Dewitt.
This post was by J. Harvey, not Dewitt.
All of you guys are hateful. We have marched and rallied for the right to live out lives as we choose and then you turn around and criticize other gay people for doing exactly what we wanted…freedom. If that what Tom Ford likes, that it. It what he likes. HATEFUL, HATEFUL, HATEFUL!!!
All of you guys are hateful. We have marched and rallied for the right to live out lives as we choose and then you turn around and criticize other gay people for doing exactly what we wanted…freedom. If that what Tom Ford likes, that it. It what he likes. HATEFUL, HATEFUL, HATEFUL!!!
All of you guys are hateful. We have marched and rallied for the right to live out lives as we choose and then you turn around and criticize other gay people for doing exactly what we wanted…freedom. If that what Tom Ford likes, that it. It what he likes. HATEFUL, HATEFUL, HATEFUL!!!
All of you guys are hateful. We have marched and rallied for the right to live out lives as we choose and then you turn around and criticize other gay people for doing exactly what we wanted…freedom. If that what Tom Ford likes, that it. It what he likes. HATEFUL, HATEFUL, HATEFUL!!!
All of you guys are hateful. We have marched and rallied for the right to live out lives as we choose and then you turn around and criticize other gay people for doing exactly what we wanted…freedom. If that what Tom Ford likes, that it. It what he likes. HATEFUL, HATEFUL, HATEFUL!!!
I think J. Harvey is right to call out Mr. Ford for being a douche when it comes to certain types of gay men being “gross”. Ford is doing exactly what you’re accusing J. Harvey of.
You are a really ignorant shit not to know that Richard Buckley is a long term illness survivor. And you think you’re a “gossip/news” columnist. Or are you just that big of a bitch. Ford – gifted Ford is head over heals for Buckley. You should be ashamed. I wonder how fab you’d look had you gone thru what Richard has.
You are a really ignorant shit not to know that Richard Buckley is a long term illness survivor. And you think you’re a “gossip/news” columnist. Or are you just that big of a bitch. Ford – gifted Ford is head over heals for Buckley. You should be ashamed. I wonder how fab you’d look had you gone thru what Richard has.
You are a really ignorant shit not to know that Richard Buckley is a long term illness survivor. And you think you’re a “gossip/news” columnist. Or are you just that big of a bitch. Ford – gifted Ford is head over heals for Buckley. You should be ashamed. I wonder how fab you’d look had you gone thru what Richard has.
You are a really ignorant shit not to know that Richard Buckley is a long term illness survivor. And you think you’re a “gossip/news” columnist. Or are you just that big of a bitch. Ford – gifted Ford is head over heals for Buckley. You should be ashamed. I wonder how fab you’d look had you gone thru what Richard has.
Lots of money helps to slow the aging process.
Maybe J.Harvey could have been more dignified but for Tom Ford to be so hypercritical about others who may or may not be able to help the circumstance that they are in is apathetic . If Mr. Ford can be so DAM judgemental ( with out knowing the facts ) than others should be so thin skin if comments are made about Mr. Ford & Mr.Buckley without knowing the facts
disgusting!
That may be so, but J diminishes and dilutes his message when he sinks to Ford’s level.
Dean Geyer is SOUTH AFRICAN!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!
because Seth might actually be funny, without sounding like he’s scripted with 10 edits a line when he’s on stage. Hugh is handsome but he’s not original. I like him but let’s face facts, straight up – ? He tries to hard. I like someone that says fuc’ya. I don’t care if you like me or not.
what a S**T eating smarmy editorial about any partnership. Well – when you know more about people you develop compassion or you choke on your corn flakes, die and someone you really really hate takes over your column and gets the laugh on you so often you roll over in your cage in purgatory. But other then that – freedom of the press. You have the right to be an asshole online and an ignorant shit – even when you are the least funny –