Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Wants You To Know He Fucks

ITEM – This was the most staged incident of staged incidents. Sexy ass twink and Home Depot shopper Zac Efron rolled up at the premiere of Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax and “accidentally” let a condom wrapper fall out of his jacket. Cindy Lou Who is nowhere near amused, slut. It’s ok, I’m giving his hot ass the side-eye as well. There is so much fakery and fuckery going on in this stunt, that I don’t think I need to comment. Except to say that it was reportedly a magnum size wrapper. Let’s look at Zac for a quick sec. Magnum? Eh..

– J. Harvey

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2,342 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Wants You To Know He Fucks

  1. Considering how he giggled after it happened, makes it seem very inauthentic.   If he truly did wear Magnums, he would have shrugged it off and kept on going like it was no big deal.  

  2. Just cause he had a Magnum condom doesn’t mean it was for him, he may have planned on putting it on someone else later that night to be used ON him

  3. A lot of guys use Magnums.  I do.  I have a thick dick.  Doesn’t mean it is “circus sized.”  I think he giggled after because he just dropped a fucking condom out at the red carpet of a Dr. Suess movie.  Who would ever think to do that on purpose…and for what gain?  So the world knows he uses Magnum condoms?  Come on….

  4. This sort of thing has happened to me.  It is entirely plausible that it was a mistake and not a planned event.  I remember when my nieces and nephews found condoms in my care one day (in the wrapper).  When I got back to the car they asked me about them. 

    I’m single and haven’t taken any vows of celibacy, I explained.  Gave me the chance to confess that I hadn’t had unprotected sex since my marriage ended.  Maybe Efron can be the next national spokesmen for safer sex practices.  Maybe characters from Dr. Seuss will support him in that endeavor.  Quick, someone make up a Seussian rhyme involving unprotected sex!

  5. Chuckles! @ a Dr. Suess movie Lol but It’s no big deal! Moral of the story: he practices safe sex

  6. Video isn’t really clear. Skynz condoms come in a gold wrapper with black writing as well, and they are normal sized. So it could be one of those. 

  7. I can see why it could be used a PR move. BUT, the boy is so famous and in the limelight all the time already, I would sure blush and be caught off guard if that happened to me and then totally laugh it off, moral of the story, who knows or even cares, yet here we are discussing itand taking up space that could be used for a cocka doodle do me heh J. Harv?

  8. Great question Cody, i guess there s no such thing as enough attention, and w/ that in mind, i m goingw/ enjoys explanation too

  9. I’m sure he was just probably planning on being fucked in the movie and wanted to make sure he had something that would accommodate anyone and flatter their fragile Hollywood ego at the same time.

  10. 50/50 could easily make a case that it was staged and that it wasn’t. But, he’s not that attractive in general. Not even during High School Musical days.

    More importantly, what was he fishing for in the first place to hand to that woman?

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