While I'm looking forward to pumpkin pies and slutty Halloween costumes, I'm a little sad that September is coming to an end. For every Friday of this month, I had a date with my fake boyfriend David on Fanboys of The Universe. We'd venture on a weekend date to the country, cuddle while watching Robot Chicken and then he'd bend me over the couch and pound me mercilessly.
At least that's what happened when I closed my eyes very tightly. Upon closing my eyes even tighter, David would also become one-hundred percent versatile. It was sort of magical, but not in a "glittery vampire" sort of way.
As this next month drifts upon us, some new guy named Gavin will attempt to replace my deepest love as the October Fanboy of the Month. I know nothing about him, and it's scaring me quite a bit. Is he going to be into lame shit like Twilight? Will his favorite superhero be someone lame like Aqualad? It's impossible to say.
To deal with this grueling uncertainty, I plan to reminisce on the good times David and I have had together. It's going to involve some lube, these pictures and this action figure over here. Care free to join me, but if you get too close to my man… I might have to incinerate you with my laser cumshot.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jeremy Lucido
For more photos of David, follow the JUMP:
LOL I’m sorry but that website photoshopped the shit out of that…NO GEEK LOOKS LIKE THAT!! If they did, where the eff are they where I am?
… If you want a more common picture of a Geek/Nerd, look up my manhunt account (Kiroshi). Otherwise, yea. He’s a rare type. The hot twinky geek that likes Batman, and getting spanked like Wonderwoman.
Ahem… ‘Twilight’ is not lame.
[ducks from tomatoes]
Yeah trust the word of one who knows. David is a far cry from what I run into in the local comic shop. However, the owner is quite cute!
Why is it people who’ve heard of Photoshop scream Photoshop when they see a picture of someone who’s attractive? Sheesh, there are normal sexy people out there!
Maybe you shouldn’t stereotype people and call them geek/nerds and you’d realize that the attractive men around there are in fact nerdy and geeky when it cmoes to certain things.
and being a geek or nerd is not always about how a person look but there personalities. i believe all guys (masculine guys, not sure about you girly men) have some geekiness in them. I remember my freshman year in college EVERY guy in my dorm talked about comic books and crowded around the TV every afternoon and freak out about Dragonball Z…
LOL I was obviously joking about the photoshopping meaning it is rare to see a very hot looking guy into geeky/nerdy stuff…I’d rather date those than roided out scene queens who can only talk about how much their bodies are bigger and if they should model…
GAY GEEKS UNITE! Now THERE’S a chatroom
just… Ony yur Doctor said u should reduce the prozac down 2 1 pill a day !!!
OMG that dude is hot.
Yes, it’s true that hot guys can be into uncool stuff, too.
In this case, it’s prolly manufactured. I mean, how can we know this guy is really a fanboy? It’s an informed quality.
But I’m totally okay with fantasizing.
OMG that dude is hot.
Yes, it’s true that hot guys can be into uncool stuff, too.
In this case, it’s prolly manufactured. I mean, how can we know this guy is really a fanboy? It’s an informed quality.
But I’m totally okay with fantasizing.