Geordie Shore: Because England Has Cheesy People, Too

Nice bodies, but looking a little rough up top. Too many pints down the pub combined with a tanning bed addiction! Jersey Shore wasn’t enough reason to pull the plug on humanity, so MTV decided to really push it by giving a show to their British counterparts. Meet the cast of Geordie Shore! We don’t think these two are actually dating, but they do look like an ad for Visit Gay London.

The show follows the lives, loves, and venereal diseases of eight young lads and lasses in Newcastle on Tyne, which is in the north east region of England.

On the left is Jay, who says his biggest fear is getting wrinkles (too late). His pal is Gary, who claims he has a giant cock. This show might be worth watching if they have an entire episode about Gary’s huge dick, and then some ‘mo at MTV un-pixellates the pictures and throws em’ on Tumblr.

Geordie Shore will debut on MTV UK on June 24. Someone BitTorrent the “dick” episode for us!

To see more pics of the other wankers and slags who make up this motley crew, Follow the JUMP:

17 thoughts on “Geordie Shore: Because England Has Cheesy People, Too

  1. I’ll only be watching it for one reason.. actually make that 4 reasons. I drool everytime the advert comes on! I can’t help it; I love the chavvy straightboys!

  2. its on the uk mtv site just watched it, im in the US….but greg is the only guy id take he seems kinda normal ….alll HOT THO AND LOVE THE ACCENTS SOO SEXY

  3. See, I knew that Jersey Shore was like a disease…now it’s spreading.  Another group of hot messes.  Goody.

  4. LOL…. so, exactly what is this nonsense… this is going too far. They have basically copied the Jersey shore characters and shoved them in the UK….I actually watched the first 15 mins of this and it was basically the 1st episode of Jersey shore, where Snooki is new and makes a drunken fool of herself… Lol MTV is not Serious.

    -End rant- ^_^

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