He’s known for practical jokes, so this has got to be one. In an interview with Italy’s MAX magazine, George Clooney was talking about plastic surgery and claimed to have had his balls ironed. Ow? (via Queerty)
“I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles.”
UGH! Say I’m in some guy’s pants, right? And I’m ready to take his entire cock and balls into my mouth (my maw is a maw like no other). And I see his applebag is as totally smooth as a billiard ball. It’s going to kill the mood. In fact, I’m going to assume he’s an extraterrestrial or there was some sort of DNA deficiency. It’s going to shock me out of my sexy and we’re going to have to address the issue. Plus, I’m going to question the actual age of my partner! And you don’t want to trifle with that.
He totally didn’t but scrotums need to be somewhat wrinkled! You expect them to be somewhat wrinkled. They don’t need to be raisin-like, but balls shouldn’t be ironed. EVER.
He’s totally fucking with them but the visual needed to be addressed. Wouldn’t totally ironed balls skeeve you out?
Here’s how scrotums should look:
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I adore Clooney. He’s always so quirky with things like that. I’d lick his balls smooth for him however if he needed that done…or was just curious…or drunk and mostly passed out. You know, whatever works (for me).
<3 balls
from which video is that 3rd pic from the last?