Throw your crusty thong-wearing faves into a dumpster and make some room for future dance-pop queen Betty PHUCKING Who! On her new single “You’re In Love”, this tall-ass hot bitch tells her man he’s in love with her because she’s flawless as ALL fuck, and he should basically put a ring on it. Now you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles can relate to that! This is the song I’m gonna sing to my man Adam Levine when I’m swallowing his DICK down to the balls and guzzling his spunk like mouthwash. HELLO!
Y’all need to GO HERE and cop Betty Who’s Movement EP too. Dewitt would try and front like he’s not into this shit, but I’ve seen his WHACK ASS self busting jazzercise moves to “Somebody Loves You” and “High Society“. He is riding Betty Who’s cock SO hard right now. It’s crazy that she can even move when he’s CONSTANTLY impaling his pussy on her metamaphorical fuck-rod.
Child, don’t play like you’re better than him! You’ll have six fingers up your trap ten seconds after you hit the play button. FOR REAL.
Since Boulangerié is the ONLY damn fool who cares about journalism on this blog, I reached out to irrelevant CUNT Jessica Simpson for a statement about Betty Who’s downright inevitable takeover of the pop music industry and the world as a whole. Here’s what that FAT, fake-ass bitch had to say:
NOTHING. She was speechless, because she was too busy sucking DICKS to maintain whatever the fuck she calls a career. Maybe she can get a job as Betty Who’s ass-wiper when Fashion Farts gets canceled and her coochie’s torn up from popping out babies. YA HEARD?
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Love her voice! The songs take me back to the 1980s and my local bar. Thanks for the introduction…