This Halloween, you could be tacky and dress up in a giant penis costume, OR you could go full-on-slut and dress up your penis. Let’s be real! All of us are too old to trick or treat, and there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll wind up with blue balls after that Halloween party you were invited to. You might as well just log onto Manhunt, hit up your favorite fuck bud and greet him at the door with a chocolate hat on your dick.
If that option doesn’t appeal to you, consider wearing a fun dick costume under your actual costume. It’ll be a nice surprise for the lucky fellow who gets to take you home.
– Dewitt
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The cowboy is adorable.
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