I spoke too soon in this last post about how I couldn’t find any sexy/gay/pirate/sailor themed things to feature for Columbus Day! This feature length CGI film is titled Pirate’s Booty, which seems especially lazy to me, but the amount of work that goes into making nearly two hours of animated fucking probably more than makes up for it.
Yessir. This film has it ALL: pirates, treasure, indigenous people, big penises, an all male cast, NAKED GHOSTS, and lots of CGI jizz. Please find your Columbus Day Eve Plans enclosed with this post:
Pro tip from me to you: if the dip into the uncanny valley is affecting your erection, try just looking at the big, animated genitals. The faces were fucking up my stroke game, but when I stopped looking at the faces, I was golden!
At 39:14 he looks like he’s about to puke. lol
Someone needs to resurrect House of Morecock.
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE ELSE REMEMBERED THIS! I was OBSESSED!