More like BABE Lincoln, amirite??

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I don’t know either, you guys. And the fact that I’ve spent the better part of my morning googling naked pics of guys who lived before it seems like anyone was ever actually naked, has really warped my celebration of Presidents Lincoln’s/Washington’s collective birthday.

But I’d be remiss if I didn’t share the resulting fruits of my google labors. Behold:

The Top 5 Naked Lincoln Pics + One Bonus Fetish Pic

 

5. Naked Shiny Lincoln 

He’s lean and shredded, and ready to free you from your bondage. Won’t take off those pants though. We tried.

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4. Great Big Pecs Lincoln

He’s got the meat to fill out a suit jacket juuuust right, but on his off days, Linc’ (like the boys down the pub call him) likes to kick back in a ‘no underwear/no problem‘ ensemble to show off all his hard work in the pushup department.

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3. Thinky Lincoln

He knows you’re looking, but he’s got other things on his mind (and nothing to hide).

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2. Leopard Print Lincoln

Who needs Burt Reynolds on an animal skin, when you’ve got America’s 16th President, looking buff and ripped from his cum gutters on up to his shoulders.

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1. Sauna Lincoln

Sauna Lincoln knows what you came in here to do, and he’s cool with it. Long as he gets to watch.

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BONUS! Rule 34 Lincoln

Because Washington has almost ZERO nudes online and that’s a damn crime. Washingtons need love too. They just seem to always end up the sub.

 

Happy Presidents Day, US readers! And happy Monday, February 15th, everyone else!

 

– tyler