This is easily my new favorite ‘I’m Not Gay, Man.’

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Oh, Next Door Buddies. I don’t totally understand what your scope is, but I know I usually really like it. And this weekend’s new release,  Str8 Basketcase, was no exception.  The ‘I’m Not Gay, Man‘ genre (INGM for short) is usually pretty hit or miss for me, depending on how ridiculous the claim sounds (said with a dismissive hand swish and a full force lisp), or how plausible the protests actually are (usually the word bro and that confused/angry straight guy face is involved. Maybe some light shoving).

In Basketcase, Andy Banks and Jason Maddox are tasked with the INGM roleplay, and Jason gets to deliver the winding “I’m gonna marry Jessica” (or whatever her name is) monologue about how he’s “definitely not gay.”  Meanwhile, Andy does some preeeeetttyyyyyy gay eyerolls and eventually just chucks his palm over to Jason’s definitely not gay thigh:

 

Jason seems a bit uncomfortable but he also doesn’t shoo Andy away, which gives him the confidence to try and push it a little further, sliding his hand up Jason’s leg. Jason begins to protest, but Andy reasons that if he really wanted him to stop he’d have already said something. With that, Andy slides down Jason’s body and pulls his cock out from his boxers, taking it in his mouth as Jason closes his eyes and tries to tell himself this is normal. As Andy continues to suck him off, Jason lets his concerns evaporate, as he pushes Andy’s head down further onto his cock, gagging his buddy with his rock hard dick.

 

 

Awww. It’s like a magical little love story:

 

 

 

These guys sure get down like professionals for two ‘not gay’ dudes, and, as someone who’s had more than anyone’s share of INGM setups, I can tell you that the genuinely not gay ones are never this good in bed. They’re just not. So. Take that as whatever judgement you will about Andy and Jason’s lies. I think they’re precious together, ancillary ‘Jessicas’ be damned.

 

The promo photos that came with this actually told a fun little story when I scrolled through them, so you’re getting a flipbook gif instead of a bunch of photos that this blog can’t size properly:

 

 

 

Love it. Also, Happy Pride Weekend if you’re in Boston celebrating with my OLB/Manhunt buddies! We’ve got another few weeks to go before NYC Pride happens, but if anything fun is going on for that, I’ll be sure to let you know!

 

Go watch Andy and Jason tell each other they’re not gay by putting their wangs in each others’ mouths (still 1$ trials, or 50% off if you use the MHD link!)

 

 

– tyler