We wrote about alleged killer Harlow Cuadra, and the ongoing crazy gay porn murder case. Well, Cuadra’s theories on how to appear innocent have recently surfaced, and the content shows a man who is clearly delusional, or just plain dumb.
According to Cuadra, his looks and style will win over the jury. He wrote in a letter to a friend, “Remember it’s the jeans that made me look like I have a fat ass, not my
fat ass that makes those jeans look fat … A good-looking defendant is
harder to sentence.” He goes on to say, “Image matters a lot. Notice all the close ups of my face? Yeah, they
use that youth killer look to make those papers fly from the stand.
Thank God I shaved.”
So not looking fat and shaving will save him. Hmm, good luck with that.
– Andy
Photo Credit: Pete G. Wilcox/TheTimes Leader
Well based on that, it doesn’t sound like he’s suggesting that Beauty = Freedom.
I think the idea is that attractiveness is another factor in the puzzle.
If your Public Pretender is taking care of the evidence portion of the case, it certainly won’t hurt to keep yourself looking your best.
There may be research to indicate that if a jury is torn over the evidence itself that they may lean towards Not Guilty if they find the defendant attractive.
There also may NOT be evidence to indicate that!
I think the best person to ask is Richard Gere’s character from Chicago, Billy Flynn Attorney at Law!
Give us Billy! We want Billy!
Oh, er sorry about that…ahem.
If he thinks that being attractive is going to get him off murder then he has some serious issues…or an ego the size of Wiltshire!!!
Sounds like he stole Scott Petersons strategy. Fat lotta good that did him. And the gays just looooooooooved Scott. But in the end, that murdering his wife and ripping his unborn child out of her womb thing doomed him. So much for looks.
Hey pretty boy good luck being the “fat ass” bitch boy in jail!
I’m sure the inmates going to have fun with you. But remember, your not gonna get paid after 😉
If he really thinks being attractive is gonna get him off, he better be prepared for when his attractiveness only gets him the pleasure of being his cell mates bitch when he is sent to prison.
Of course looking good is a factor. It’s shameful, but true. His statement that a good-looking person is likely to fair better in court is just common sense, especially given what we know about how far looks go in business – in ways that have nothing to do with appearing professional.
Oh please, this guy will enjoy prison. He thought that his looks and style would spare him from prison? HAHAHAHA! THIS is laughable. Don’t drop the soap.
It’s old news, but he’s already been convicted. He assumed a lot of things, being deluded by his own ego – including that his hustler ex-boyfriend would take the rap in order to save him. Oops! I don’t think he needs to worry about prison. My sense is that he’s going to get the death penalty. Given how venal, callous, violent and senseless the murder was, I wouldn’t blame the jury one bit if they choose death.