This is the least sexy headline for one of the sexiest guys I’ve ever seen on Manhunt. To give you some context, I should probably copy and paste the full quote from fuzzy, Sydney-based member DTE_Bloke‘s profile—“Has your face been ripped off in a frenzied chimp attack? No? Great! Then I’d love to see it if you decide to contact me.”
Isn’t that so beautifully sassy? It makes me feel bad for victims of frenzied chimp attacks, but at the same time, it makes me want to show him my face and then maybe put my face various places below his waist (if he’s into that sort of thing). On top of that sharp wit, he’s also pretty damn attractive, so yeah, I would definitely contact him if I weren’t miles and miles away.
– Dewitt
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Sexy as hell. Even with the un-sexy nipple jewelry, he is still one of the cutest guys I’ve seen here.
I’d like to put my face a few places above his waist as well…
sexy & witty, I like
The phrase “absurdly hot” comes to mind.
something about him reminds me of chris evans. from now on, i shall refer to him as captain australia.
I instantly developed a serious crush on this man! (I’m not just saying that – it’s true!)
YOU KNOW a woman in CT did get her face ripped off by a chimp!
My definitipn of a perfect man…. woof!!
Wow…absolutely stunning man – head-to-toe!
totally sexy hot as hell he damn right gorgeous looking like to see more of them