During my freshman year of college, I had a pesky door that didn't always close correctly. Do I even need to tell you the rest of this story or can you figure out where this is going? No, I didn't have my RA walk in on me having sex and join in the action, but I did get caught with my pants around my ankles. One could say that I was "looking like a fool with my pants on the ground".
This probably would have been a funny story if it had been one of my male hallmates. We'd laugh about it ten years later, as we sipped beers and reminisced about the good ol' dorm life. Unfortunately, this turned out to be a particularly virginal female friends, and she was pretty much traumatized by the sight of me stroking my long cock. It could have been worse, eh?
Now that I've shared my embarrassing story, I'd love to hear yours! So how about it–have you ever been caught masturbating? Who was the person who caught you in action, and what was their reaction?
- Dewitt
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When I was 16, I was a camp counselor in a summer camp for kids. All counselors had their own little cabin (shitholes really) and camp staff arrived to camp a week prior to the kids arriving. I actually a arrived a few days earlier than most. So, I was in my cabin after showering and decided to toss a load. One of the camp directors, a hot piece of ass who was about 30, was going cabin to cabin to deliver binders with emergency info about the upcoming campers and walked into mine (not knowing I was there). He walked in just as I blew my load all over my chest. He apologized and walked away. A few years later (when I was 21) , he and I had sex together. I guess he liked what he saw back then.
some of us leave the windows open, HOPING to be caught…… 🙂
My roommates MOM walked in on me once..that taught her to knock and me to lock
Once when I was in middle school, I was jacking off in bed in the dark, when I realized the babysitter (three years older than me) was standing three feet away. I’m not sure if he realized I saw him or not, but he quietly walked away.
We were actually friends in high school. While we never fooled around (I think he was straight, anyway), I sometimes wonder if that incident brought us a little closer.
@Scott: Very hot story.
Moved into a new apartment without shades. While unpacking, got the urge and rubbed one out. After cumming, I noticed a (straight) couple across the alley watching and laughing. Licked my fingers and waived!
jacking off with your pants on? crazytalk.
“Waived” Hmmmmmmmm
@P
Iam with you P. I always causing circumstances to be caught.
It was my mom. She didn’t see my thing, though (I think), for I was quick to up my zippers. I was just sitting on my bed playing with myself and she barged in and asked “What the hell are you doing?”
The only time was with the old man. . .
. . .I was 13 at the time.
He excused himself for interrupting; then, a few hours later, when we were doing chores at the house, all he said to me was “Tommy Joe, if God didn’t want you to play with yourself, he would have made your arms shorter!”
(and then he asked if there was plenty of Kleenex in my room. 😉 )
I was 13 and my step mom, who i didnt get along with, popped in my room without knocking. I was butt naked on the bed going at it. She made some stupid comment about me growing hair on my hands or something and I told her if that were the case I would already have turned into the wolfman. She walked out slammed the door and told my father.
🙂
i think straight guys get caught more than gay guys.
(i wonder why, though…)
I’ve caught a handful of people before….
My freshman year of college, I came in to my dorm to roommate watching a skin flick, hand in his pants. I wouldn’t have noticed anything if he didn’t scramble to get his hand free and close the window.
I was visiting my younger sister once and had to crash with friends of hers (no boys aloud in the girls’ dorms sort of deal, so I got to sleep on the floor between two the two really hot guys who lived there’s bunks), and was still trying to fall asleep when I heard one of them making a very distinctive ‘fwap’ sound. By the time he started moaning, I was kinda tempted to either help him out or give him some privacy.
Once came in to see a friend of mine rimming a friend of his in a hot tub, but we were all drunk and naked anyway. Oral was pretty inevitable.
In terms of getting caught… closest I’ve ever been to getting caught masturbating was getting caught and photographed while fooling around at an underwear party. There was a bedroom in the attic, but some other pair got there, and the bed, first. So, undies at our knees, we saw the door open and a flash go off. We got the pic erased, then left well enough alone (until the next day, when we saw an ok movie and had really bad sex)
Caught by mom. I thought she was still outside walking the dog so I thought I’d take care of my morningwood. With my back to the door, I was stroking in front of the mirror when I saw her stopped at my door. It was easy to slip it back into my robe.
Just glad I didn’t have sweat pants down the my ankles.
I’ve heard roomates jacking away in other rooms and even in the same bunk bed. I would start too, but with a sock or blanket to make it quiet. Walked in on another, but he was already asleep with porn and tissues at his side.
When I was 17, I think. My room was a master bedroom so u know, there was a bathroom. My elder sister always use the bathroom in my room especially in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! I really hated it because no privacy at all! I always watch porn in my room with the door unlocked (I don’t care cuz I’m very good in hiding the website efficiently). But for buffing my wood, hell no! I must lock my door. What do u feel when u are half way wanking and someone knocks your door? DAMN ANNOYING, right?! Sometimes I felt like just ignore it but she still knocking and says “I need to go toilet badly!”. Urgh! I always wank with full nudity and I love it. I also made a hole on my bolster and play with it as like really having sex. There was once I forgot to lock my door and I heard sound of my door handle when I am fucking almost cum. I tried to cover my body with my blanket quickly but I only managed to cover my hard long cock with my whole legs to butt naked. I think she knew what was i doing cuz she tried to go out but she eventually went into the bathroom quickly. I don’t think she saw my dick but my body with only cock covered. At the same time, I couldn’t stand it and I cum on my blanket. That time I thought it’s disgusting. But now i think it’s yummy and i’d like to play with it. LOL. So, that was my embarrassing moment of masturbating. But i just don’t know why nowadays, I like to let the window and door open intentionally while playing with myself. I feel it’s fun when i wank openly. Try it! I also sometimes feel like letting people to take my masturbating video or picture. I just don’t know why. I feel it’s so sexy! Yeah!
ok im a teenage girl, and i was caught by my mom. its even weirder because i use my moms portable shoulder massager to do it! just as i orgasmed, she walked in, and i scrambled to cover up but she saw and knew what i was doing… she was all like “what are u doing” and i was like “yes, i do THAT” and shes like “i dont wanna know” and she walked out!! but the thing is that she is very proper, and hates anything from kissing to sex. she calls (but only when shes drunk) my 17 yr old sister a whore for not being a virgin….. PLEASE HELP?!? WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?
wow thats…..wow
I was in college and living at home. My father walked in on me jacking off.
That’s when he found out I have a PA piercing and tattooed dick.