Our dear friends at BUTT magazine made me realize that I left something off on my list of sexual resolutions. Before 2011 rolls along, I'm determined to have sex in the woods. This will likely happen when it becomes a little warmer outside, but it's absolutely going to happen no matter what.
Even though there are some places where you can still cruise for sex outdoors, I mostly missed my opportunity by being born too late (or something like that). And since most of my hook-ups have resulted from Manhunt or the bar scene, there haven't been many chances for pounding ass amongst an oak tree.
Maybe I can convince my straight married buddy to go on a "camping trip"? We could start a fire, kick back a few beers and embrace what nature gave us. Now there's a thought! It could only get better if we invited a few more camping buddies… But before all the blood in my brain starts rushing to my dick, I should probably pop the big question–have you ever had sex in the woods? Because if so, I'm totally jealous!
– Dewitt
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I will freely admit I have … it was interesting
I’ve given/received a BJ leaning up against a tree in a park at like 4 a.m., that’s about it tho.
Yes I have. It was wild and crazy, kids. Actually twice – same guy though. He lived close to the woods and his roommate’s family was visiting over thankgiving so we snuck off to the woods, did the dirty. It was cool, you get to hike to the spot then hike back.
Hehehe… Yeah…. Good times….
Yes at Lazy Bear a few years ago – amongst the redwoods with the major highway only a few feet away (I’m sure some people got an eye full)
I go camping at an all male gay campgound in Canada outside Montreal and setup my sling in the woods. Hell yeah!
I did that when I was 16 to 19 years old. I was young and carefree back then. It was a risky business, but at that age nothing real matter.
I heard it is legal in Massachussets as long as you don’t get too close to the road, at least it was so during Gov Celluci years. Please, someone correct me if I’m wrong.
I grew up surrounded by woods and my buddies and I would go there to suck and fuck all the time after school.
Great memories, except the case of poison ivy three of us got on our asses one time…
Does the Back Bay Fenz count? (Massachusetts)
I’m sure it used to be all fun and games a few decades ago, but now-a-days sex in the woods is a good way to end up on the sex offender list for the rest of your life.
I’m not joking. Though I wish I were.
Yes I have … and have done it on the beach too … but the sand can be a bit disruptive …
One of the advantages to be gay is being free to try it in many different places. The bed is best but the woods, stairwells, churches, beaches, trains, you name it. All fun.
This past summer, a friend and I rolled a spliff and just went to hang out in the park. It was a lot of fun, but it started drizzling, so we stepped off the paved trail and found a dry spot in the woods and sat down. One thing led to another and we started making out and fooling around. Then it started pouring, so we moved deeper into the woods and I fucked him hard against a tree with the warm thundering rain drowning out his moans. It was such a random and fun experience.
I haven’t, but I’ve always wanted to. I want an invite to your trip haha… Have had sex on the beach though… Not as hot as I thought it would be…
We were visiting his family in the middle of the summer and the woods were the only place private. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Then came the mosquito’s and chiggers…
Yes – and never again if I can help it. It’s just like fucking in the bathtub. It’s got a lot more against it than for it. Even the bed of a pickup is better that the woods or the bathtub and that wasn’t my most precious memory either.
I think the Fenz count, DD_838.
At least when I was going there it did.
Iw was a really hot time… although it was a really himid night, and I got misquito bites in places I shouldn’t have gotten them.
Have had many married men in the parks….They seem to frequent there most often…love straight men…that was many years ago, and I wouldnt try it today…you dont want to be on the sex offender register for the rest of your life….
But it was fun when I was doing it….
Yes, in a park in Texas, and ended up getting bit by fire ants. It was hot up until then.
oh yeah…land between the lakes in KY behind a tree near the ranger station. and right in the middle of it….a skunk ran past and was walking around beside us…..we kept going….it was actually really hot. wouldnt mind doing it again. although i would say that having a guy with a bigger dick wouldve made the whole thing a lot better. but then again when does it not?
I guess the Australian Bush counts right? Well i’m sure it would have been nice with any other person but i was 15 and screwing a 40 something “straight” guy who i found out 2 years later was actually married….
But appart from that outdoor sex can be kinda hot….
Several times I cannot even count the number of times!!!!
A big part of my teenage years growing up in KY was spent in the woods doing all kinds of of crazy s***. Loved it.
I haven’t, but I would