Have You Ever: Hit Your Own Face With Cum?

Now I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big shooter. When my load goes flying, it’s never clear whether someone’s going to be extremely impressed or pissed off that I ruined the paint job on their wall. Even if I tried to practice my aim, there would be no avoiding the end result. My jizz is entirely unpredictable…

This becomes a problem whenever I’m jerking off on my back. Whether I’m getting fucked, finishing up or masturbating on my own, there have been multiple occasions when I’ve hit myself in the face. Chin, hair, nose, lips, ears… You name it! If it’s any body part above the neck, I’ve probably hit it with my own semen.

Hell, I’ve even done this while sitting up in a desk chair, stroking my cock in Manhunt chat! Luckily, I was wearing my glasses. Or my “protective eyewear”, as one viewer deemed them. With a huge glob hanging from the lenses, all I could think to myself was, “Better there than my eyes!”

Has anything like this ever happened to you? Leave a comment with your best story or experience! You can even consider this a support group for dudes who cum like fountains. Or you could just click through and rub one out to these pictures of Gabe and Chris. The choice is up to you, my dear!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Sean Cody

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31 thoughts on “Have You Ever: Hit Your Own Face With Cum?”

  1. Yes. Yes I have. Several times. Once, it went right up my nose! And in my eyes. And over my shoulder. And hit the wall/headboard (several times, too). Once I even shot so far, most of it ended up on my forehead and hair.

  5. I routinely shoot over my head. In fact, my ex used to call me “Popeye” because I got him in the eye several times. I’m pretty noisy when I get close, so it wasn’t like he didn’t get fair warning!

  7. I was getting a massage once and as my happy ending approached I inadvertently hunched forward a bit and shot a load that landed on my top lip. I was horrified but the masseuse was so turned on before I knew what happened he had stuck his finger in the jizz and pushed it into my mouth. It was disgusting.

  8. I could hear a ‘splat’ over my head when the first shot hit the headboard at my then lover’s house. He was a bit of a neatfreak so watching him tidy up was a hoot.

  9. I could hear a ‘splat’ over my head when the first shot hit the headboard at my then lover’s house. He was a bit of a neatfreak so watching him tidy up was a hoot.

  13. I have several times. One of the most interesting situations, though, was when I was with an old FB of mine. We had just finished a great 69. He was sitting on my face (with his back straight up) and I was tonguing his balls while we both jerked to completion. He had me so turned on, the first shot hit him on the cheek and the second landed on his cock. He then proceeded to hit my cock with a couple of his own shots.

  14. I thought it was normal !! I remember the first time I had really good sex and the person i was with was into me getting off just as much as he did ( i went out with a lot of down low dudes that just wanted a bj or a fuck ) my bad ! but anyway the first time i nutted all over my face and dude licked it off as we kissed he was so glad that he got me off like that I had no idea sex could be so good for both of us !! phew I need a shower !

  15. I lived on campus with a roomate who would never put away his laundry or any of his clothes in general. Anyway, fast forward to a night when he wasn’t there I had a trick come over. We decided those college beds were too small to fuck on so we moved to the floor. When we were both getting close he had it so my legs were in the air and I was up on my shoulders and when it was time to bust I not only shot all over my face but I somehow got it on one my roomate’s shirts. I washed it of course, he never found out, and I always laugh to myself whenever he wears it to this day.

  18. Once while fucking around with a guy, I had my head against his headboard and I was laying in the center of the bed. I was really worked up and he was fingering me and licking my balls. So when it came time for me to burst, I warned him that the more worked up I am the further I shoot. As it happened, I hit his headboard with two spurts, one on his nightstand, one on his alarm clock, and one on his dresser on the opposite side. To be fair, I did warn him.

  20. Yeah, I’ve done this. Sometimes, it’s been a while since I have had a nice piece of ass, I’ll do it on purpose. LOVE the feel of my big load on my face!

  21. Yeah, I’ve done this. Sometimes, it’s been a while since I have had a nice piece of ass, I’ll do it on purpose. LOVE the feel of my big load on my face!

  22. Its happened to me and my bf before. A few weeks ago I was jerking him off and it hit his face. We both busted out laughing and it makes a great story

  24. Was your roommate straight or gay? Either way it is would be funny seeing him in the shirt.

  25. It happens to me all the time. I’m a pretty far shooter. There have even been times that I’ve shot it over my shoulder. I’ve learned how to shoot on or past my face!

  26. All the time. Especially when I bottom. I always get it in my eyes though even though I wear glasses 🙁
    The guys is typically impressed though lol

  28. i like guys who erupt like a volcano. such a huge turn on for me. i always cum like that when i’m being fucked, rarely when jerking off.

  29. I was once laing in my back and my boyfriend was jerking me off slowly, softly. I was very turned on. Then the orgasm was coming bigger and bigger. I started shouting and then: all my mouth was full of my own semen! I hit it right in to my mouth!!!

  31. I have a grey flannel headboard so when I cum with whomever I’m with, we have to do it at the end of the bed. Cum does not go well with flannel!

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