Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty must be rolling over in their graves, because porn company New Sensations has announced plans for "An All MILF XXX Parody" of their hit show Golden Girls. Filming will allegedly begin next week, during which I'll cry while watching Hallmark channel reruns of the series.
Blanche Devereaux may have made her share of naughty films. Rose Nylund posed nude for her boyfriend Miles. But let's get one thing clear–Sophia Petrillo was never intended to get titty-fucked.
This could only have been worse if it had been a gay porn parody, starring Allen Silver and other hot daddies in drag. Or maybe that would have made it better? It's impossible to tell, but we'd love to hear what Betty White and Rue McClanahan have to say about this…
– Dewitt
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i would unironically buy this
I love the Golden girls, but THIS is just wrong on soooo many levels! lol 😀
I’m curious about it. I’d have to see it before commenting on it.
It makes me want to die inside. What was it Michael K said on DListed? That if the real cast had done this, you know Bea Arthur would be the only one who knew how to handle a strap-on? Of the few good childhood memories I have, watching this with my mom is one of them. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that there’s a Designing Women porn. I don’t want to know.
This is the worst idea ever and there is a special place in hell for whoever came up with this idea and the company who decided to do it…DISGUSTING. How dare they tarnish the Golden Girls legacy like this! Bastards