HELP! I Am Not Sure What To Call This Model.

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What is this man? A nerd? A jock? The guy next door? In this world of big gay labels we can’t ever agree on, I find myself flabbergasted with Southern Strokes‘ new model Clark. He looks like Harry Potter above the neck, and then you keep going lower and… BAM! Those gigantic biceps.

Even though his body’s mostly smooth, with the exception of some fur below the waist, he’s far too muscular to fit under the “twink” or “twunk” label. My immediate instinct is to call him a “jock”, but then I keep looking at the face and second-guessing myself.

How would you describe Clark? Can we make up a new word for him?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Southern Strokes

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107 thoughts on “HELP! I Am Not Sure What To Call This Model.

  1. he’s somehow hot – needs to work out more those thighs and ass 🙂

    he’s a franklin ( because he looks like a turtle)

  2. he’s like every nerd in every teen movie. take off the glasses and they become instant hotties

  3. Ummm…I’d call him “SuperBOY,” because he looks like Clark Kent as a teen, before becoming SuperMAN.

  4. Ummm…I’d call him “SuperBOY,” because he looks like Clark Kent as a teen, before becoming SuperMAN.

  5. holy shit!!
    That baby face does NOT match the amount of muscle this guy has.
    I think this is when you just use the word ‘hot’.

  6. holy shit!!
    That baby face does NOT match the amount of muscle this guy has.
    I think this is when you just use the word ‘hot’.

  7. holy shit!!
    That baby face does NOT match the amount of muscle this guy has.
    I think this is when you just use the word ‘hot’.

  8. he’s a jock. someone just fluffed up his hair and put glasses on him to try to appeal to the nerd crowd. resource: see any meme about when girls say they love nerds. it will feature two panels, one marked “what nerds think” showing a fat awkward nerd, and one showing a really hot guy in a nerd-esque sweater and fake glasses marked “what girls think”

  9. He’s a Nertty. A Need Hotty. WWE Superstar Evan Bourne is the same,thing when out of the ring and he has his glasses on.

  10. A cute, distinctive look. A big chest and even bigger guns. A sweet ass and a fine cock. The question isn’t what to call him, but how to call him. Does anyone have his number?

  11. well damn, what’s it matter. I just wanna call him here. He can go by whatever, and its still just yum.

  12. i call him “what would happen if ‘stripes’-era harold ramis had a gym
    membership”…which is fucking sexy.

  13. i call him “what would happen if ‘stripes’-era harold ramis had a gym
    membership”…which is fucking sexy.

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