You know how some straight guys use their dogs to pick up chicks? I’ve noticed that it works just as well for gay men online. The horrible truth none of us want to acknowledge is that we’re all fucking awkward and have no idea what to say to one another. Pets are a natural conversation-starter. You can say something like “Aww, your dog is so cute!” or “I’m so jealous of your dog, because I wish I were cuddling with you” instead of leading with a statement like “I want to felch you right now”.
(I might be paraphrasing a little, but the felching example is an actual message one of my Manhunt colleagues received yesterday. This led to a debate on the definition of “creampie” and a warm, fuzzy moment where I taught everyone about “snowballing”. Sometimes, I really love my job… I also happen to really love snowballing. Felching, not so much.)
Now that the random felching segue is out of the way, let’s get to Manhunt members Wolfie_27 and misterDJ. Both of them are cute guys with cute smile and cute dogs, and since you’ll get enough Halloween bullshit like Katy Perry gangbangs and Paddy O’Brian werewolf gangbangs throughout the day, I thought we’d start off with something light and adorable.
So, um, feel free to ask these guys about their dogs! You’re also welcome to tell them you want to felch them, but I can’t guarantee that will work out for you in the long run.
– Dewitt
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Reminds me of a time a bunch of straight buddies were joking around grossing each other out by mentioning felching. And I’m like, “Uh, guys…”
Also, ever wonder if the dogs approve of their owners’ behavior? I’m certain my cats do not.
I was like ‘meh’ in the beginning but when I see the beguiling pic with his dog and him smiling, my knees became a little wobbly…
Your right many do find it hard to say hello to another person without some kind of ice breaker. I always use to take my dog’s to the park with me when I wanted to cruise because they gave an excuse to come over and say hello.
But at the same time I have seen people on ManHunt say why the picture with my dog posted when I did it on my profile.
Oh hells to the mutha fuckin yassss, especially misterDJ. Gawd he is cute
MisterDJ is the one that looks more like my type. Plus his screen name makes me think of 2 song and want to dance. Lol! Hey Mister DJ by Zhane & Music by Madonna.